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Post by asuramaru on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm

Emak kepada Minah : "Yerlah... anak saya blajar lulus universiti.... tak nak

bilang baper... tapi biar lah patut-patut.... selalunya yang belajar

tinggi dalam lingkungan 10 Ribu.... tapi ini lah satu satunya anak pompan

saya.... harap harap paham jerlah~"



Emak kepada Mat : "Saya paham maksud awak... tapi saya harap awak pun paham lah

yer... kalau terlampau tinggi harus ditangguhkan nanti... biarlah

dicepatkan biar jauh dari maksiat..."



Emak kepada Minah : "Kalau awak tak mampu... Anak saya nie bukan tak laku...

ada banyak lagi yang tunggu..... dah lah harga rendah.... nak cepat pulak

tuh... apa nanti orang cakap..."



Mat : "Yerlah makcik... Makcik nie jual anak ke kereta? Takda macam

gini.... SEKARANG jugak saya DOWNPAYMENT 2 Ribu... Saya bawak balik anak

makcik.... Malam nie saya TEST DRIVE DULU SEMUA.... kalau dalam semua

BAIK.... Jangan cakap 10 RIbu 12 Ribu pun saya letak... tapi kalau dah

LEMAU, ENJIN PUN TAK BAGUS tuh anak makcik DENGAN DEPOSIT DEPOSIT semua

MAKCIK boleh simpan!!"

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by yantoi on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:33 pm

Perempuan = Kereta

xpatut2...

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by redlers05 on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:16 am

ek elee, bini aku hantaran 3.5k je...hehe

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by caer on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:20 am

dah jd trend plak hantaran rm10k utk lepasan universiti, sib baik famili tunang aku leg negotiate lagi, kalo tak..lama lagi ler nak kawen, huhu..tp aku xkan jawab la cam kat atas tu...siap leh test drive lg

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by jiwa_jiwa on Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:39 pm

caer wrote:dah jd trend plak hantaran rm10k utk lepasan universiti, sib baik famili tunang aku leg negotiate lagi, kalo tak..lama lagi ler nak kawen, huhu..tp aku xkan jawab la cam kat atas tu...siap leh test drive lg


emm..ade ke nk sama kan perempuan ngn kereta..tak patut..emm..kite org perempaun nie pon nk kawen kene laaa kumpul duit jgk..jgn laa nk harapkan hantaran dr pihak lelaki je..betol tak??
lgpon wang hantaran tu tak menjamin kebahagiaan..
Insyaallah..rezeki lepas berkahwin tu lg bertambah2..ni pon sbb ade member aku yg br pas kawen bgtau..mmg betul..makin bertambah2 rezeki diorg..alhmdulillah..

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by caer on Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:44 am

jiwa_jiwa wrote:
caer wrote:dah jd trend plak hantaran rm10k utk lepasan universiti, sib baik famili tunang aku leg negotiate lagi, kalo tak..lama lagi ler nak kawen, huhu..tp aku xkan jawab la cam kat atas tu...siap leh test drive lg


emm..ade ke nk sama kan perempuan ngn kereta..tak patut..emm..kite org perempaun nie pon nk kawen kene laaa kumpul duit jgk..jgn laa nk harapkan hantaran dr pihak lelaki je..betol tak??
lgpon wang hantaran tu tak menjamin kebahagiaan..
Insyaallah..rezeki lepas berkahwin tu lg bertambah2..ni pon sbb ade member aku yg br pas kawen bgtau..mmg betul..makin bertambah2 rezeki diorg..alhmdulillah..


rupe2nyer jiwa_jiwa ni gurl..ahaks kantoi, welcome jiwa2..tambah sorg lagi girl's opinion dalam forum, that will be a great help for other forumer..

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Post by jiwa_jiwa on Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:50 am

so..others girl come and give ur opinion..k

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by aman_peace143 on Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:58 pm

tu klu gurl tu lepasan universiti

tp klu takat spm kerja kerani

kita plak dh jd engineer

nk bg hantaran bape kt puan tu?????

klu lepasan u rm10k
lpsan spm rm1k

tu pn mcm mahal

so ingt2 la jgn jual ank............ murah2 sudah

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by haku on Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:20 pm

haha..btol2..nk kawin kot..
bukannyer nk jual anak..
g letak tinggi2 wat per..
bahaya..akibatnyer nati..
"oi kichi, pokok xde, bunge xde, saya samannn c0rd dalam.."
eishh..berpada2 laa kn..


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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by ahrfn_azrul on Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:25 pm

sekarang memang dah jd trend...kalau pompuan bekerjaya sikit..memang melambung r..wang hantaran...erm..kena la kumpul duit bnyk2..kalau x..melepas plak...huhuuhh

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by Sengal on Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:45 pm

bini mmg xsame ngn kete...sbb??

kete klu ko bikin enjen,brape ribu pon yg dihabiskn,akn memberi POWAHH yg dikehendaki,klu kete rosak bole repair,bli sparepart bru n die akn MENGAUM semule,beres blake!

bini?ko kasi la bape ribu pon,kompem xcukop,ngn nk bli kasotnye,bajunye,brg kemasnye,tuh xtermasok klu die mrajok,nk pujok balek mang aih~~~tp klu dh syg,kete saga sanggup jual~

murah2 sudeh,5-8K ke,ape igt kami engineer fresh grad ni kuar2 dpt 4k sbulan ke?kdg2 parents ni consider lah sket,klu lakinye dok bndr,mmg taraf hidop tinggi,pastu hantaran nk tinggi jugok,pebende?xpsl2 berhutang ngn along,pastu bini tergadai,perlu ade tolak ansur ye

klu ckp isu murah,parents tu materialistik punye pemikiran daa,xkn ngn rege 1M kompem bahgie?ptt ukur dr mane lelaki tu sggp korban utk bini dan anak2 die....pompuan2 ni jgn laa dok terkejar Dato',money is not everything,yet everything needs money

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by haku on Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:02 pm

kawin nie..ptonye nak elakkan maksiat..
tapi..parents g letak rege tinggi...
laki2 xmampu plak nk bayar..nak pinjam along..takot...
gaji pun..kalau kumpul..2-3 taun pn blom tentu dpt kawin ag..
atie dah xtahan..maka..jadik laa kes2 kawin free, kawin dulu..nikah kemudian..
xpun..kawin kat siam..ustaz ak dulu..kawin hantaran rilek2 jer..quran jer kalu xslap ak..bini dye..hebat jgak..balaja kat kat mesir sme2 dye..
cunnnn plak 2..xletak hantaran tinggi2..ak tengok..bahagia jer dye sampai skang..makanya..aku rase..perempuan kene man peranan dalam hal wit hantaran nie..pujuk2 laa mak dye..family dye..laki plak..pandai2 laa amek atie parents mertua..baru laa senang nak ejas kn..

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by ahrfn_azrul on Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:15 pm

aku sokong haku...tapi kadang kita nak jugak..kita kena la pulun n buktikan yg kita btl2 nak pasangan kita tu...

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by haku on Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:22 pm

ahrfn_azrul wrote:aku sokong haku...tapi kadang kita nak jugak..kita kena la pulun n buktikan yg kita btl2 nak pasangan kita tu...


memang laaa kene pulun..
tapi kalau air da nek kepala...
ditambah dengan desakan2..
sampai pose pun da xleyh nk halang..
tapi duit ckup2 jgak..
apekah??haha..bertambah laa sorang lagi manusia kat bumi nie..

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Re: Wang Hantaran

Post by Sengal on Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:24 pm

dunie skang,mcm krete ah,igt BMW tu kuat sgt ke?kete Nanny yg dh diugrada jd wiravo lg power la wei~hantaran xjamin kebahagiaan

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