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Post by keroro on Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:24 pm

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I wantto speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well…just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan(no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone)is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then theaccident isn’t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

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Re: I am sorry

Post by asuramaru on Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:48 pm

ades....
aku dah nak terguling2 bila baca nih....

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Re: I am sorry

Post by Aria on Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:54 pm

muaakakakka....kelakar...thx for it...

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Re: I am sorry

Post by aku la????? on Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:08 am

cite ni sapela yg reka..hihi..

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Re: I am sorry

Post by sengal @ bintang on Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:16 pm

bengong laa... mmg wat ak camni

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Re: I am sorry

Post by MTA on Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:11 pm

wakakaka.. klakar la... nk letak lam blog la.. leh x?

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Re: I am sorry

Post by espimas on Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:25 pm

haha...lwk gak...
ko nak ltak ke thalhah dlm blog ko...
bleh promote skali umplife nie....
hehe..

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Re: I am sorry

Post by natalie on Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:35 pm

bengong gile 2-2 tu...

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Re: I am sorry

Post by titaneyes99 on Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:57 am

klau aku jdi dia da lama aku ltak tepon tu

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Re: I am sorry

Post by MusTanG on Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:37 am

ahahahahaha. tak bley blah.



kretif kretif.

i like it. *thumbs up*

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Re: I am sorry

Post by nizar_jaja on Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:04 pm

hahahaha...
lawak2...
thanks for the joke...

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Re: I am sorry

Post by aku la????? on Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:09 pm

bunyi mcam pelat org cina kt mlaysia pon da..hahahaha..

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Re: I am sorry

Post by g e n i e on Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:32 am

hahaha...
ngek tul..mmg klako...

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Re: I am sorry

Post by ahrfn_azrul on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:39 am

funny...lawak gila...

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