Log in

I forgot my password

May 2012
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031   

Calendar Calendar

Promotion Widget
Share UMPlife's story in

Share |



Follow UMPlife's story in

Follow umplife on Twitter

Find us on facebook

Find us on google buzz

Find us on friendfeed

Fidn us on tumblr

Fidn us on Youtube
Quote of the Day
Latest topics
» Diablo III Officially Announced, Release Date: Whenever it's finished :p (RPG)
by caer Yesterday at 8:09 am

» [Lagu sedap~] Chris Medina - What Are Words
by Admin Wed May 23, 2012 11:31 pm

» [Lagu sedap~] Taylor Swift - Eyes Open
by Admin Wed May 23, 2012 9:56 pm

» Vindictus - How to play?
by sID Wed May 23, 2012 2:24 pm

» Toyota GT86
by murasame_85 Tue May 22, 2012 7:34 am

» MedialabStudio@Kaunter Tiket Bas Cuti Jumaat INI (25/5)- Isnin (28/5)
by jemin86 Mon May 21, 2012 10:37 pm

» Proton Shark ala CRZ
by murasame_85 Mon May 21, 2012 5:58 pm

» Penutupan sementara Kaunter TIKET BAS UMP
by samuraiz Mon May 21, 2012 5:39 pm

» Andoid tut Apple~
by samuraiz Mon May 21, 2012 5:37 pm

» the private scene behind Avengers~
by samuraiz Fri May 18, 2012 3:50 am

UMPlife Chatbox
Top posters
MusTanG (4298)
 
theMVP (3628)
 
aku la????? (3355)
 
cicok (3333)
 
nazkill (3286)
 
asuramaru (3189)
 
zicron21ck (3150)
 
Admin (2987)
 
Castielle Zaidrick (2608)
 
murasame_85 (2506)
 

UMPlife Page Hits
php programmers
Since 4/1/2009 23:00




UMPlife Sponsor



kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

View previous topic View next topic Go down

kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by ashcrimson on Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:38 am

ni aq nak citer ag ler....
lame x cite pengalaman aq huhu

cite camni....
blaku mase cuti sem 3 aq...(sebulan cuti)

aq dok umah cam biase ngn family aq....
sbnrnye...umah aq ni slalu didatangi makhluk2 aneh sbb org anta....ramai x puas ati kot huhu

satu ari tu...
ad org dtg umah aq...
org ni leh nampak ar pe yg kite x nmpk....
dia gtau...
pokok pisang sebelah umah aq ni....
ad yg tunggu....

kitorg pun rilek je la...
dia x kaco, no hal...
tp tibe2 mak aq slalu sgt dgr bende2 pelik...
last2 amek tindakan nk tebang pokok tu....

so aq ngn abang aq pon mule bekerje....
sbg pemancah pokok pisang huhu
mase nk tebang tu...
mak aq sembur air garam dulu kat pokok...
biar bende alah tu lari...
pastu...
tebang!!!

pas tebang kitorg kumpul la cebisan2 pokok tu...

pastu kitorang blah...
petang tu...
member aq dari poli jb ajak kuar...tdo umah dia...
tmankan coz family dia g pahang...
aq pon setuju r....
mak bapak aq pon da bg permission...

cam biase da g umah org xtau nk tdo...
kol 2 lebih baru aq tdo huhu

soknye...
kol 8 aq balik umah...
sampai2 umah bapak aq tny...
kau ad balik ke kol 3 pagi td??

aq tbe2 blur...
pesal??
aneh x pasal2...

aq jawab r xde...
pastu bapak aq pun diam...
tbe2 abang aq start cite...
dia kate smalam satu umah dgr org ketok pintu belakang umah....

mule2 slow...
pastu makin laju...
makin kuat...
abang aq nk open pintu tp x jd coz chuak xpasal2

bapak aq cakap...
mase subuh...dia bukak pintu tu...
penoh lumpur kat depan pintu umah aq....
mule2 terkejut coz cmne le ad lumpur byk x pasal2??

pastu...
org yg aq cakap leh tgk pe yg kite x nmpk...
dia gtau penunggu pokok tu yg marah kat kitorang sbb tebang tmpt tinggal dia...
aq da chuak dgr huhu~~
aq tobat xnk bgn tgh2 malam mase tdo kat umah huhu

<FYI ni cite betol....aq experience sendiri huhu sukeati nk percaye or x....>

ashcrimson
Moderator
Moderator

Posts: 168
Join date: 26/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: Johor darul Takzim

View user profile http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/"]http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by xanxus on Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:00 am

ko ni ak x tau nk ckp ape...
skmo kne kaco...
sian ak kt ko....
rjin2 la smayang ngn bace quran ye...
mtk jauh la gngguan2 cmnih...

xanxus
Tertiary Member
Tertiary Member

Posts: 165
Join date: 29/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: White Sand...Kelate la boh...mano lg..

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by ashcrimson on Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:03 am

bkn pe...
smayang mmg dah...
tp nk wat cmne...

bile org da x puas ati ngn family aq...
mule ar masing2 nk anto macam...
bajet sonok pas wat sume tu huhuhu~~
macam haram huhu
dah oi...tdo2~~~~~

ashcrimson
Moderator
Moderator

Posts: 168
Join date: 26/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: Johor darul Takzim

View user profile http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/"]http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by xanxus on Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:06 am

bese la mnusia....
xle tgk org sng sket...
ade je yg die x puas ati...
bwk2 la brsabar....
kang ade la blasan kpd 'diorg' tuh...

xanxus
Tertiary Member
Tertiary Member

Posts: 165
Join date: 29/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: White Sand...Kelate la boh...mano lg..

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by Aria on Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:14 am

erm...kuarga u orang buat bisness beso2 ker?pesal org lain nak dengki kamu a?kamu dpt anak dara cun ker?huhu....

Aria
Primary Member
Primary Member

Posts: 405
Join date: 13/10/2008

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by yantoi on Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:07 pm

umah cik toi pun slalu ade penghantar nih... blh kate tiap2 ari mak cik toi nmpk... kadang2 die berbunyi, kuat plak tu... mcm nk pggl org dlm umah kuar... tp bile kitorg wat diam jer, die pn blah mcm tu je... da xbunyik2 lagi... tp penghantar ni baik2 jer, die xkacau org... keje die cume anta surat jer... xbahaya pn....

yantoi
Secondary Member
Secondary Member

Posts: 208
Join date: 07/11/2008
Age: 24
Location: lebuhraye tun razak

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by ashcrimson on Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:38 pm

nseb bek skang org yg anta tu da senyap....
aq rase dia pon sakit huhu

alhamdulillah....

ashcrimson
Moderator
Moderator

Posts: 168
Join date: 26/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: Johor darul Takzim

View user profile http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/"]http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by xanxus on Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:40 pm

hahaha...tu msti mnde tu 'trkene' blik kt die....
mmg skit la....
tu la...kaco sgt org...
da kne kt dri sndri bru mrase...


p/s...ceit ko..da jd forum master...

xanxus
Tertiary Member
Tertiary Member

Posts: 165
Join date: 29/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: White Sand...Kelate la boh...mano lg..

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by sengal @ bintang on Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:54 pm

kat umah ak mmg ade bnde tu...
die salu muncul mcm bapak jer...
p die xkacau ktorg pon...die juz dok kat umah ak jer..
hehehee....

sengal @ bintang
Bronze Member
Bronze Member

Posts: 954
Join date: 30/12/2008
Location: Atas Awan/ d sebalik lautan

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by xanxus on Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:58 pm

kt umah ak x rau r ade ke x...
tp mse mule2 ak pndah kt umah tu dlu...
time tu ak ngn mak ak je...
tgh sdap2 dok borak ngn mak ak nih...
tbe2 dgr bnyi mcam mnde jtuh kt ats bmbung umah...
ak ngn mak ak brpandangan je stu sme laen...
msing2 trkedu....
lpas tu wat bodo je....
msuk tido....

xanxus
Tertiary Member
Tertiary Member

Posts: 165
Join date: 29/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: White Sand...Kelate la boh...mano lg..

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: kene serang ngan penunggu pokok pisang

Post by ashcrimson on Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:45 pm

xanxus wrote:hahaha...tu msti mnde tu 'trkene' blik kt die....
mmg skit la....
tu la...kaco sgt org...
da kne kt dri sndri bru mrase...


p/s...ceit ko..da jd forum master...



jangen mare....
bkn slalu dpt peluang hehehe

ashcrimson
Moderator
Moderator

Posts: 168
Join date: 26/10/2008
Age: 22
Location: Johor darul Takzim

View user profile http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/"]http://kimidemcesc.blogspot.com/

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum