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Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by asuramaru on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:10 pm
Ada kisah seorang anak yang diberi peluang untuk belajar di Amerika untuk dapatkan degree, tapi selepas 15 tahun, x pernah lulus, akhirnya bapak dia dah x sanggup lagi tanggung beban wang untuk anaknya itu, terpaksalah dia bawak balik ke Malaysia.
Sepanjang perjalanan dari airport ke rumah, bapaknya diam aje (marah la tu)
Si anak dah rasa x best, so dia pun cari la idea untuk berbual & tunjuk pada bapak dia yang dia kat Amerika ada gain something la dengan pekembangan teknologi. So dia cakap dengan bapak dia:
Anak: Bapak tau x, kat Amerika sekarang teknologi dah maju giler. Sekarang nak buat sosej x payah nak sembelih lembu, buang kulit, masuk je lembu dalam machine, dah jadi sosej....
Bapak: Itu teknologi dah lapuk. Kat Malaysia lagi advance. Aku 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor... menyusahkan plak tu...
Sepanjang perjalanan dari airport ke rumah, bapaknya diam aje (marah la tu)
Si anak dah rasa x best, so dia pun cari la idea untuk berbual & tunjuk pada bapak dia yang dia kat Amerika ada gain something la dengan pekembangan teknologi. So dia cakap dengan bapak dia:
Anak: Bapak tau x, kat Amerika sekarang teknologi dah maju giler. Sekarang nak buat sosej x payah nak sembelih lembu, buang kulit, masuk je lembu dalam machine, dah jadi sosej....
Bapak: Itu teknologi dah lapuk. Kat Malaysia lagi advance. Aku 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor... menyusahkan plak tu...
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by zicron21ck on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:13 pm
hahahahaha.... macam2 la....
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by Admin on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:17 pm
Aku 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor... menyusahkan plak tu...
bapak die cakap btul atau gurau je....??
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by zicron21ck on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:20 pm
bergurau dan mengenakan anaknya....hehehehe
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by aku la????? on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:22 pm
dia wat kiasan 2..nak marah tkut kecik ati..
wat jela kiasan ckit..hahaha..
wat jela kiasan ckit..hahaha..
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by zicron21ck on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:50 pm
menusuk kalbu tu....hahahaha
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by aku la????? on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:07 am
haha..ye r..ape ke ptot disamakan dgn lembu..haha..
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by zicron21ck on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:15 am
lagi kecik hati..... hahahaha.... tapi dia tak patut la kutuk malaysia.... kan tanah air dia...
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by aku la????? on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:24 am
aik dia cakap pe kutuk malaysia??
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by zicron21ck on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:28 am
dia kan cakap teknologi kat amerika dah maju giler.... tu mengutuk secara kiasan la tu....
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by aku la????? on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:35 am
tapi klu pikir + dai nak suh kita maju lagi ke hadapan..
amerika dah jauh tngl kita..so kna brubah r..
amerika dah jauh tngl kita..so kna brubah r..
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by zicron21ck on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:38 am
maju cam mana pun, banyak gak kelemahan dia....hehehe
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by aku la????? on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:40 am
haha..btol2..bak kata sejarah islam..
kita kena sama maju dari segi rohani dan fizikal..
kita kena sama maju dari segi rohani dan fizikal..
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by zicron21ck on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:43 am
tahu tak apa... kalau material je maju, tapi keruntuhan akhlak tiada gunanya....
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Re: Alkisahnyaa.. Anak & Bapak
by aku la????? on Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:49 am
btol 2..cmne r kita nk bendung nnt..
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