Describe professions

What does your profession say about you?

1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing
degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on
drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job
responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.

2. SALES - Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing
without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless
someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid
contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You
seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

3. TECHNOLOGY - Unable to control anything in your personal life, you
are instead content to completely control everything that happens at
your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but
who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

4. ENGINEERING - One of only two signs that actually studied in school.
It is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by
engineers. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all
the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really
causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

5. ACCOUNTING - The only other sign that studied in school. You are
mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in
the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the
majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

6. HUMAN RESOURCES - Ironically, given your access to confidential
information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization.
Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you
are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut,
have lunch AND then mail a letter.

7. MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT - Catty, cut-throat, yet completely
spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest
of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your
worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best
suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in you social
circle is a "Middle Manager."

8. SENIOR MANAGEMENT - (See above - Same sign, different title)

9. CUSTOMER SERVICE - Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent
cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked
your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you
could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for
promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

10. CONSULTANT - Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to
avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced
yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a
higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will
spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever
taking direct action.

11. RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" - As a "person" that profits from the
success of others, you are disdained by most people who actually work
for a living. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your
ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations
in the stock market.

12. PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO - You are brilliant or lucky. Your
inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest
the latter.

13. GOVERNMENT WORKER - Paid to take days off. Government workers are
genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. They usually
suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious
crimes while on the job... Thus the term "GO POSTAL"

[quote="Admin"]
4. ENGINEERING - One of only two signs that actually studied in school.
It is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by
engineers. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all
the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really
causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

5. ACCOUNTING - The only other sign that studied in school. You are
mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in
the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the
majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

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- "carpal tunnel syndrome"? what is that?
- accounting are the most feared person in the organisation huh? huhu.. of course, the power to control money in the organisation...