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Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

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Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by rowanlim on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:12 am

A very funny joke! Enjoy!

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said,'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumb-founded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by zicron21ck on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:14 am

hehehe... so funny....

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by rowanlim on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:16 am

Now women know what tactic to use in Vegas!

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by Admin on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:27 am

natural respond for men....hahaha

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by Aria on Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:00 pm

haha....i think rowie would do tat when she in vegas....lolx....

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by asuramaru on Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:11 pm

aha....
funny la...
what a joke.....

p/s : are you sure aria????

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by rowanlim on Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:37 pm

Aria wrote:haha....i think rowie would do tat when she in vegas....lolx....


OMG I was about to say that!

Well if it works, then I'll belanja you hehe...

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men

Post by samurai69 on Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:55 pm

thts nature..
hehehe...
can't resist it right????....

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