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Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
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Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
A very funny joke! Enjoy!
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said,'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumb-founded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
hehehe... so funny....
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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
Now women know what tactic to use in Vegas! 

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
natural respond for men....hahaha

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
haha....i think rowie would do tat when she in vegas....lolx....

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
aha....
funny la...
what a joke.....
p/s : are you sure aria????

funny la...
what a joke.....
p/s : are you sure aria????


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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
Aria wrote:haha....i think rowie would do tat when she in vegas....lolx....
OMG I was about to say that!
Well if it works, then I'll belanja you hehe...

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Re: Not all Irish are stupid; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men
thts nature..
hehehe...
can't resist it right????....
hehehe...
can't resist it right????....
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