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Air Asia beb!!!

Post by asuramaru on Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:01 pm

Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak

perempuan yang sangat disayangi

iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu

hari mereka

berpakat utk kahwinkan anak2 ni serentak.

Sel epas selamat diijabkabulkan,

keempat2 anak tu

pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon.

Siti pegi

honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke

Pulau Tioman,

Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke

Pulau Pangkor.

Sebe lum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat

berpesan, "nanti jgn lupa hantar

berita pada mak dan ayah.

Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang.

Tak payah

tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja

dah cukup.

Ringkas, padat dan cepat." panjang

lebar Mak Minah memberi

arahan pada anak2nya.

Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat

dari Siti

yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered' .

Tercari2lah

kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard

Chartered

dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya

membaca

iklan yang bertulis "Besar, teguh dan

peramah"..

Bahagialah Si Siti rupanya..

Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang

bertulis

'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan

tersenyum

lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang

bertulis "Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan

yang terakhir"

Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba

pula surat

Murni bertulis KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC

dan tersenyum

keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis

'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni

rupanya...

Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari

Suri, Mak

Minah dan Pak Mat dah risau. Dua

Minggu... tak ada

jugak.. masuk minggu ke tiga baru

sampai surat dari

Suri dengan isi kandungannya "AIR

ASIA ".

Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan

penerbangan

tu sbb tak sabar nak tau apa yg jadi

kat anak

bongsunya.

Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat

terkulat2

tak tau nak senyum atau menangis.. Apa

motto iklan

itu...??

"7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. NON-STOP"

sori lawak agak ehem2 sket....

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by oreobai on Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:22 pm

keh keh keh.. kompem la sume pikiran kuning ble bace mende nih..

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by sengal @ bintang on Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:25 pm

hahahhahahaaaaa...
lawak org brumah tgga n skali gus wat promotion psl Air Asia...

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by Baby NANNY on Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:29 pm

ahahaha,..
larat ker 3 jam skali non stop..
heheeee

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by oreobai on Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:45 pm

kne mnum tongkat ali r, xpon kopi jantan, ataupon super power. bru r leh larat 3 jam skali non stop. keh keh keh..

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by zicron21ck on Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:13 pm

mak dia silap baca tu... jadual penerbangan.... patutnya, dengan air asia, semua pun mampu terbang....hehehehehe

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by radin87 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:11 am

ye arr.. tersalah baca kot..
huhu..

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by rowanlim on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:11 am

Hahah I think I've heard this joke before, but slightly different version...

A Mother had three virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how
their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till
the last drop”. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The
second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Rothmans". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size" She was
again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third
girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting
were the words "South African Airways” Mom took out her latest YOU
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally
found the ad for SAA. The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week,
both ways." Mom fainted!

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Post by oreobai on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:23 am

kikiki.. very funny mr rowan..

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by Aria on Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:54 pm

haha...kelakar la....saya ingat moto air asia bkan now everyone can fly ker....hhuuhu,,,

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by redlers05 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:27 pm

aa "NOW EVERYONE CAN FLY", http://www.airasia.com/...

haha, papehal both story 2-2 lawak, trkejut aku citer die larik dr ape yg aku imagine, aku ingtkn korg discuss pasal air asia, tambang murah ke, ape ke, x pn ade pakej baru ke...

haha, anyway good job mod asuramaru, keep up the good work...


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Post by radin87 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:28 pm

oreobai wrote:kikiki.. very funny mr rowan..


it should be miss rowan..

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Re: Air Asia beb!!!

Post by asuramaru on Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:08 pm

alah...
ni lawak saja2 nak bagi lepas tensen je....

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Post by oreobai on Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:13 pm

owh.. miss rowan! sorry for the mistake.

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Post by rowanlim on Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:45 pm

oreobai wrote:owh.. miss rowan! sorry for the mistake.


Takpe...Dah biasa...Orang memang assume I'm a guy

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