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Post by IruGa on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:43 pm

http://pkukmweb.ukm.my/~knam/JPJ.htm

sila klik link di atas..berapa saman anda kena??

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Re: mari check saman

Post by Aria on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:56 pm

isk isk.....camne la aku leh dpt 3 saman....x igt lak bile buat salah tu....huhu...

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Re: mari check saman

Post by asuramaru on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:01 pm

alah....
benda lama ah iruga....
dah basi dah....

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Re: mari check saman

Post by zicron21ck on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:42 pm

ala main je tu....

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Re: mari check saman

Post by radin87 on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:47 pm

langgar lembu betina yg menyeberangi jalan????
kalau langgar lembu alamatnya meninggal dunia aa... heh

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Re: mari check saman

Post by zicron21ck on Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:18 am

boleh dapat daging percuma....hihihihih


sup gear box leh dapat nih...

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Re: mari check saman

Post by farhanCBC on Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:03 am

aku kene saman~!!

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Re: mari check saman

Post by Admin on Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:37 pm

haha..aku pun kena jugak..

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Re: mari check saman

Post by calebdanvers on Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:08 pm

jeez...what in the hell is this? hahahhaa . you had me goin there. i cant believe i was taken aback by this when its supposed to be a joke.

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Re: mari check saman

Post by zicron21ck on Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:35 pm

yeah.... this only a joke.... tapi ada script dia tak betul.... maukkan ap2 nilai pon dia tetap jalan....

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Re: mari check saman

Post by rowanlim on Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:36 pm

HAHAAHAHAH OMFG I really thought I kena saman...

Anda mempunyai 3 saman seperti di bawah:

Jenis saman---------------------------Nilai Saman

1. Langgar anak ayam yg sedang makan goreng pisang kat tepi jalanraya----------RM300.00

2. Langgar beruk yg sedang mandi di tengah jalanraya---------------RM399.00

3. Langgar seekor selembu betina yg hendak menyeberangi jalan------------RM5000.00

-- Anda dikehendaki membayar saman ini sbl hujung bulan nie dimana2 counter terdekat atau bayar kat saya --


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