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Post by murasame_85 on Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:00 pm

ABCDEFGJIK..


Seorang wanita duduk di bangku sebuah taman sekejap melepas penat setelah hampir seharian shoping. Tidak jauh darinya ada couple sedang berbual.

Awek tu bertanya kepada kekasihnya, “Sayang, apa maksud ABCDEFG? you pada I”

Lalu, pakwe dia pun menjawab, “A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.”

Wanita yang mendengar itu, terasa begitu manis dan segera pulang ingin mempraktikkan sendiri kepada suaminya.


Malam itu, dia bertanya pada suaminya, “Bang, apa yang abang fikirkan pada saya, jelaskan dalam ABCD ya?”

Lalu suaminya menjawab, “Hmmm… awak ABCDEFGHIJK!”

Isterinya terkejut dan bertanya, “Apa itu ABCDEFGHIJK?”

Suaminya menjawab, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, and Gorgeous & Hot!”

Isterinya tersipu-sipu malu namun ada sedikit confused. Kemudia dia bertanya kembali kepada suaminya..

“La… itukan baru ABCDEFGH, lalu .. IJK apa bang?”

Suami menjawab…..“I’m Just Kidding!!!


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Re: ABCDEFGHIJK for Girls

Post by MusTanG on Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:31 pm

isteri pon reply: LMN!!

suami: LMN tu ape?

isteri: Lu Mampos Nak??

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Re: ABCDEFGHIJK for Girls

Post by Miow on Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:36 pm

*dbl post lak


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Re: ABCDEFGHIJK for Girls

Post by Miow on Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:37 pm

and not a single f**k was given that nite..XD

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