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Lie detector robot~

Post by Admin on Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:24 pm

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son say "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, i watch a dvd at my friends house!"
"What dvd?"
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it wasa porno" cries the son.
Dad yells "What! When i was your age I didn't know what porn was!"
Robot the slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot then slaps the mom...



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Re: Lie detector robot~

Post by MusTanG on Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:09 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xbley blah betul! smua kaki klentong ni!


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Re: Lie detector robot~

Post by Castielle Zaidrick on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:35 am

lol... sume kantoi haha

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Re: Lie detector robot~

Post by Miow on Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:23 pm

last tak leh blah 2..robot slaps mom..XD

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