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Post by rowanlim on Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:36 pm

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem
for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can
just imagine the yawns from the little princesses)?

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers .... and then, there are educators.


Heheheh funny & gross...hehe

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Re: Lip Service

Post by zicron21ck on Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:42 pm

hahahaha... so funny...never tout like that....

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Re: Lip Service

Post by calebdanvers on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:00 pm

there u go. served them rite. see if those girls are ever gonna be sticking their lips out and press them on the mirror again...

anyone remembers the joke bout a pig putting on lipstick(definitely referring to john mccain) during the US presidential campaign?

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Re: Lip Service

Post by rowanlim on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:04 pm

^Nope, share the joke!

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Re: Lip Service

Post by calebdanvers on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:22 pm

hahaha...well it was basically juz bout some misunderstanding with each camp trading accusations. it all started with obama criticizing mccain's economic policies as similar to those of bush, saying 'you can put lipstick on a pig ... it's still a pig.'

obama also said 'you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it's still going to stink after 8 years. we've had enough of the same old thing.'

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Re: Lip Service

Post by rowanlim on Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:54 pm

^That's awesome! Hahahahah...

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Re: Lip Service

Post by Zhorn on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:06 am

talk about obama.. i found this pic on the net


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Re: Lip Service

Post by rowanlim on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:13 am

^Hahahahaha... so funny! Hahahaha...

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Re: Lip Service

Post by Master Red Lion on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:37 pm

yeah... so much of a "yoda grammar"

"change, we need"
"go on, you must"
"go into exile, i will"


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Re: Lip Service

Post by chingfui on Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:46 am

is not right, the grammar
spoiled, you'll get
to it, i'm addicted

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Re: Lip Service

Post by Miow on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:03 am

muahaha..so funni...serve them rite la , who ask them to do such a s2pid thing kissing a mirror..better kiss me..hahaha

p/s : obama is a gud guy or a bad guy?

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Re: Lip Service

Post by rowanlim on Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:47 am

Hahah Obama is a GREAT GUY!

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