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Lip Service
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem
for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can
just imagine the yawns from the little princesses)?
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers .... and then, there are educators.
Heheheh funny & gross...hehe


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Re: Lip Service
hahahaha... so funny...never tout like that....
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Re: Lip Service
there u go. served them rite. see if those girls are ever gonna be sticking their lips out and press them on the mirror again...
anyone remembers the joke bout a pig putting on lipstick(definitely referring to john mccain) during the US presidential campaign?
anyone remembers the joke bout a pig putting on lipstick(definitely referring to john mccain) during the US presidential campaign?

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Re: Lip Service
^Nope, share the joke! 


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Re: Lip Service
hahaha...well it was basically juz bout some misunderstanding with each camp trading accusations. it all started with obama criticizing mccain's economic policies as similar to those of bush, saying 'you can put lipstick on a pig ... it's still a pig.'
obama also said 'you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it's still going to stink after 8 years. we've had enough of the same old thing.'
obama also said 'you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it's still going to stink after 8 years. we've had enough of the same old thing.'
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Re: Lip Service
^That's awesome! Hahahahah... 


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Re: Lip Service
talk about obama.. i found this pic on the net



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Re: Lip Service
^Hahahahaha... so funny! Hahahaha... 


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Re: Lip Service
yeah... so much of a "yoda grammar"
"change, we need"
"go on, you must"
"go into exile, i will"

"change, we need"
"go on, you must"
"go into exile, i will"


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Re: Lip Service
is not right, the grammar
spoiled, you'll get
to it, i'm addicted
spoiled, you'll get
to it, i'm addicted

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Re: Lip Service
muahaha..so funni...serve them rite la , who ask them to do such a s2pid thing kissing a mirror..better kiss me..hahaha
p/s : obama is a gud guy or a bad guy?
p/s : obama is a gud guy or a bad guy?

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Hahah Obama is a GREAT GUY! 


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