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Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by Admin on Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:57 pm

pada suatu hari, seekor cicak bersiar2 di tepi sungai, tiba2 seekor buaya muncul dan mahu membaham cicak itu...

dalam keadaan yg cemas, cicak tu pon menjerit:

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mama...mama...


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pastu cicak tu pon terselamat lah...

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Re: Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by cicok on Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:30 pm

Fuhhh... NAsib Baik cicAk tu TerseLamat... Best jGk ciTer ni...
Macam pEnaH ku aLami Jer mAse kecik2 duLu... keKeke

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Re: Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by dynoboyz on Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:33 pm

ceh.... bleh plk sama.

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Re: Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by zicron21ck on Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:20 pm

hahaha... lalu buaya pun terfikir....

sejak bila la anak aku kurus cekeding macam ni....hehehehehe

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Re: Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by Apek_JADIANjr on Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:12 pm

hahaha... gud2... agak3 kalo manusia g tmpat gorila pastuh try pakai trick yg sme leh lepas ke?

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Re: Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by zicron21ck on Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:19 pm

tapi cicok dalam ni masih mencari mak buaya tu.......hehehe jgn marah ye cicok....

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Re: Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by MTA on Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:40 pm

oooo.. ni upanya kisah cicok.. haha

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Re: Cerita seekor cicak dgn seekor buaya!

Post by cicok on Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:52 am

@ZicRon~~
heHee... Yer La... aKu riNdu Mak buaYa tuu... kaLo dier Tak Baik Hati, koNpem aKu da xde Kat sini... wiwiwi =)


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haHaha... :D

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