Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to
do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road....

ANDERSONCOOPER- CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the
other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain
and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.




BILL GATES :
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

ALGORE :
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

lol till my jaw hurt..good one rowan!

ahahahahhaha...
gud jokes rowan....
still laughing till now...

woah...u even had anderson cooper there..wow!!

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

This is my favorite hahahaha....

my favorite is what dick cheney had to say.....'WHERE'S MY GUN?' hahahahahha..yeah, a warmonger HE IS!! he duped most of the members of the congress into believing that the iraq war was worth the peace of the world!!

i more into this quote

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road....

I wonder what Sarah Palin would say:

So that the chicken will come into our arms at the other side & we'll have lovely chicken stew, y'all!

i think she'd sound like this:
drill err, grill the chicken baby drill, err grill??!!

her favorite chant for offshore drilling's greenlight is 'drill baby drill', remember? its taken from her VP debate with joe biden where she slipped her tongue and uttered this----> 'NUCULAR'!!! a big mistake.

george w. bush isnt that bad himself. at least he believes the world is either black or white. theres no middleground in his beloved world.

president george bush and first lady laura bush sat down with abc's charles gibson at camp david in december relating bout the past eight years of george bush's tenure as the president, the current state of the country and their greatest disappointments and accomplishments, for "world news with charles gibson".

for the excerpted transcript of the whole interview, go to http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Politics/story?id=6356046&page=1

calebdanvers wrote:i think she'd sound like this:
drill err, grill the chicken baby drill, err grill??!!

her favorite chant for offshore drilling's greenlight is 'drill baby drill', remember? its taken from her VP debate with joe biden where she slipped her tongue and uttered this----> 'NUCULAR'!!! a big mistake.

I didn't know that hahahaha

Oh well, I like the line by Dick Cheney too hehehe

i juz noticed u hav reverend al sharpton on board. he's a frequent guest on AC360 during the on-going presidential campaign. his remarks can sometimes be very racist and extreme.

at john lennon's 'imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace'. did anyone actually know this actually comes from his song 'imagine'? the following is how the lyrics go and note the bold-faced lines!!!

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...