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pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

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pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

Post by zicron21ck on Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:52 am

aku dapat dari kawan aku ni.... tak tau la btul ke tidak...tapi nampak macam betula la....hehehehe

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Ini adalah nasihat dato' Fazilah Kamsah kepada anak perempuannya...

kalau ko nak cari pakwe, cari la yg kerja engineer...
nak tahu sebab aper...
baca la kat bawah ni ha...
lepas tu...
fikirla sendiri..

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle


An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: Trusted

An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!!


ha..ha...
percaya x?
ikut suka la...
renung2 kan la..
dan selamat beramal...serta berpakwa....hahahahaha

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Re: pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

Post by Sengal on Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:19 am

haha!gile bias statement,tp mcm fact!hahaha,suke suke

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Re: pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

Post by ezrazuljuke on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:00 pm

waaa.... mmg bias...tp sbg engnrg std aku suka tul.....hahahahaha
suke3...

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Re: pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

Post by rais87 on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:06 pm

hahahaha....xsabar nk kawin wei!!!hahahah

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Re: pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

Post by Sengal on Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:20 am

pergh ni kc ayat kt abah mertue,sure meleleh air mate,tros sujud syukor die sbb anak die kawin ngn engineer UMP,hahaha,engineer UMP tuuu~

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Re: pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

Post by radin87 on Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:54 am

kebanyakan statement rasanya betul kot,.. hehe
engineer sibuk, dengan diri-sendiri pun kekadang takde masa, apatah lagi nak ada affair.. huhu

art student... semua jenis art la kan? mcam teater, lakonan, nyanyian, lukisan, etc?? hmm, nak kata flirt tak kot, cuma diorang ni popular... orang datang kat dia... haha

law.. berdebat je la nanti kat rumah... huhu
kes menang!!!

management... kalau degree mmg susah sikit.. tapi kalau engineer amik Master in Business Administration, pastu bukak business... wooo... $$$$$$

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Re: pesan dr fadilah kepada anaknya... dan juga pompuan kat luar tu...hehehehe

Post by zicron21ck on Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:20 pm

mmg betul... apa yang dikatakan based on persekitaran pekerjaan kita nanti.... aku dah abis study ni keje 4-5 tahun.......baru sambung master....hahahah harap tak hilang la semangat study tu....

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Post by Sengal on Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:17 am

well it is still ok if u were not blinded by the money u receive from gaji,certain ppl especially student who take multi-level marketing(MLM),tends to not stdy hard n focus more on find partner,dat is a very not gud situation,u still study n knowledge is more important then money,must remember dat

for me,i oso planning on to take masters but it depends as it takes a lot of tym and ideas too,im afraid at the age of 30 my head oredi beruban thinking of money n children

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Post by zicron21ck on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:48 pm

kepala aku ni dah beruban dah pun memikirkan masa depan.....hehehehe

duit tak kisah walaupun banyak benda perlukan duit....tapi kalau dapat keje ok nanti alhamdulillah la...

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Post by yantoi on Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:50 pm

statement ni mmg btoi n cik toi stuju sgt la...pompuan ni bkn saje kene pk psl poket husband die...kalu blh stp aktiviti husband pompuan kene amik tau...pendek kate sume la hal luar dalam dorg....

kalu cik toi jd engineer, cik toi nk cr husband yg keje chef...so bile cik toi balik keje penat2, dah siap dinner yg sedap2...

cik toi bangga di lahirkn sbg kaum hawa...

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Post by asuramaru on Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:36 pm

i agree with this statement 100%.....
we as engineer dun hav many free time....
always bz with work.....

in my mind...
insyaAllah after grad...
if i get 3.5 n above...
i would like 2 futher my master at germany.....
if not...
i'll work 1st about 2 -3 years...
then i'll futher my study.....
i also want 2 get a Ph.D also after that....

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Post by yantoi on Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:15 pm

owh great ir.asumaru...
single lagi ke??? borg online ade x, cik toi nk isi...hik3

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Post by asuramaru on Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:18 pm

borg ade...
cik toi nk ke???

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Post by yantoi on Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:40 pm

nak2!!!

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Post by asuramaru on Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:53 pm

amik kt skype ak nnt....

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