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Post by ashcrimson on Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:12 am

aq bengang ngn jaga!!!!
ad ke patut soh budak touch gak kat sensor time ujan2??
da la dia dok sblah sensor tuh...dok sapu air waaaaaaa

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Post by rowanlim on Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:44 am

What on earth are you saying? I understand you're speaking Malay but try to make your words easier to understand by the average member. What did the jaga do?

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Post by zicron21ck on Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:07 am

kan skrg nak masuk kena touch id card dkt sensor tu... tu yang si ash ni tak pueh hati ngan pak guard kita...hahaha... tak pe la sh... benda kecik je tu...hahahah

aku ari tu sampai org blkg swipe card tu....punya la blh terlajak kedepan.... hahahaha

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Post by ashcrimson on Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:08 pm

huhu sori2,...
camni citenye.....
ahad yg lepas...
waktu ptg tu ujan...
aq ngn housemate aq nk g amek mmber aq kat simpang 4....


mase nk kuar ok je ar...
coz xde palang(palang patah haha)
mase nk masok....
x pasal2 soh swipe kad tuh....
yg jaga tu wat bodo je....
mmber aq siap sound ag haha

yg aq xle blah...
mase kete kawan aq sangkut tu...
ad kete viva(lau x silap) siap hon2 ag kat kami
last2 kete mamat tuh kene palang hahaha
dia pon egt xyah touch kad....
kn ke nyusahkn tuh huhu

<info2...aritu kami siap kene kejar ngn jaga hahaha>

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Post by rowanlim on Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:46 pm

I think I faham sikit...hehe

Haih I always drive slow there so that I won't be disappointed/shocked by "new developments". I always tell myself that it's for my safety then I won't be so annoyed

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Post by ashcrimson on Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:06 pm

haha i get your word new development over there hehehe
another story bout jaga happened to me n my fellow meki frens...
on puasa month ago....
we all wanted to bersahur at outside stall...
so we planned to overnite startin 8pm....
n back here at about 5 am..
then the jaga mad at us
i juz kept shut up since my fren also reacted that way huhu

the jaga ask dis "kat dalam da xde makanan ke?"
"balik lewat2 malam lak tu"
den my fren said "makanan x cukop kadang2 coz x sume cafe yg bukak..."
then he kept quiet n gave us way....


da la ctu sume tmpt makan sume org..jaga pon makan kat ctu gak...mane cukop....lagi bulan puase yg lepas....
hampeh2 nseb bek aq dpt pose pnoh..huh!!!


kalian post le lau ad sesape yg terlibat dalam karenah jaga ni hehehe

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Post by rowanlim on Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:10 pm

If there's one thing I don't like about the administration, its how they treat us like KIDS. We're uni students, for crying out loud...Some guards do have an attitude problem but for the bulk of it, they are really following orders.

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Post by ashcrimson on Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:15 pm

but...sumtimes there are sum of them (not all) hav problem of sleeping hahaha
i remember wen i was coming back from overnite...about 5am kot...
we saw a jaga sleeping then my fren hon and he jumped like he's going to die hahaha

i wonder if theres outsider who breaks in to ump...they got loose easily huhu

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Post by zicron21ck on Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:41 am

sape yang berani.... langgar je palang kat depan tu.... kadang sakit ati....

kalu kuar swipe takpe lagi...ni nak masuk pun kene gak ke.... ala tak yah la...lagi pun ump ni macam senang je org luar nak masuk... ikut jalan kk2 yang nak buat tu.... bkn ada org jage pon...

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Post by tohawk on Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:47 am

zicron21ck wrote:sape yang berani.... langgar je palang kat depan tu.... kadang sakit ati....
aku pernah buat, dlm kul 3 pagi, dorg baru nk trun palang, mmber aku laju je pecut!! nasib lepas.. kira langgar tu kan? tp bukan aku ar,, mmber aku

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Post by Master Red Lion on Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:09 am

the thing about UMP is, they thought that we are a bunch of stupid kids who know nothing about life... that's why PTMK filter out internet stupidly putting a stupid category like "kidstimewasting"... like they're adults... lol...

i dont know how they define "kids"... and outside ftp is blocked... program downloads is kidstimewasting... haha...

anyway, ak pernah skali nk gado ngan jaga... mmg pns gile r time tu... da r bukak pagar lmbt, dewan kuliah pn bukak lambat... pastu wat kurang ajar... mmg r kitorang time tu salah kan parking dpn blok y... sbb nk sng... tp utk ape kite kurang ajar dgn kate "ak bg ko msk dlm ko parking dlm ni plk ye!!!"... dimana budi bahasa kite??? bkn ke tanggungjawab ko kene bg org masuk dlm sbb tu arahan org atas??? xyah nk ngungkit la da tu kewajipan ko... bkn ko bg masuk tp org ats bg kitorang masuk... yang ko pulak, bukak pagar lmbt, bukak dewan kuliah lambat, ape kes plk??? kejadahnyer... yg xtahan tu "hari ni ade kelas lagi ke?"... kalo da xpernah masuk universiti tu, wat je keje jgn ckp byk... ikut jadual... jangan nk wat2 pandai... kene belasah ngan budak sia2 je kang...

satu lagi ak xpuas ati ngan org atas, parking bersepah tp kedekut nk mampus... first time aku jumpe org suh parking tmpt bukan parking lot... kalo parking kat parking lot kene kunci tayar siot...

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Post by ashcrimson on Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:36 pm

haha giler arh experience kau...
mcm2 da kau kene lak tuh....

tp sekurang2kurangnye ad gak jaga yg ok...
yg leh bawak berunding...
cam jaga2 yg baru ni aq jumpe....
tp dia ni jaga baru la...
ok lagi perngainye...
x banyak soal...
x mcm jaga2 dulu..huh!!!

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Post by Master Red Lion on Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:43 pm

nk kire experience ak byk lagi... haha... diorang suh tutup lampu bile lalu dpn gate tu kan, aku tibai lampu tinggi... wakakaka... 2 3 kali ak wat... xperasan da... pernah sekali tu, die siap tutup mata lagi silau... wahahahaha... jahat sunggoh aku...

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Post by ashcrimson on Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:53 pm

hahaha bgus2
biar sakit ati diorg...
mmber aq ttp lampu punye psal smpi lupe nk on lik...
smpi kat jalan kk2 tgk jalan gelap je hahaha

ad sekali mmber aq lupe nk bawak kad matrik...
mase tu mlm la
xtau nk tunjuk kad mende,,..
die g tunjuk kad sim maxis hahaha
lepas lak tu wakakaka

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Post by zicron21ck on Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:14 pm

ah tunjuk kad lain pon bkn dorg perasan pon kecuali driver la....

lagi satu ptmk tu.... sejak wujud type" kidtimeswasting" byk plak web tak leh masuk....

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