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Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

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Post by natalie on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:10 pm

salam... aku post topic ni coz smlm rmh aku kne masuk ngan pencurik yg komfem korg tau mmg sengkek.. housemate aku 2 org hilang duit.. licin terus dompet diorg... n aku dgr dak2 sekitar UMP x kire kk2, kk4 or kk1 ngan kk3.. rmai dah kne kt hujung2 sem gini.. ape la nak jadi.. haiz.... harap korg lebih berhati2 la tp jgn berhati perut kt org yg curik tu.. dpt blasah jek smpai lembik... sekian...

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by freddust on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:12 pm

dem!!!
aku pon ade barang hilang dow!!
helmet motorsikal aku!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by MTA on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:12 pm

la.. memo 2 ko ke yang antar? haha

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by natalie on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:24 pm

bkn aku anta.. tu dak lain... haha geram gile!

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by kerox on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:25 pm

gle ah.. bapak sadis wallet2 skali licin.. nyusahkan org btoi... mmg patot kne titik jek mamat pencurik tuh..

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by Apek_JADIANjr on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:36 pm

rumah aku pun kena smlm...

smlm kami sibuk study sbb arineh hade test analog 2... so bnyk la yg tido awal... dlm pukul 2 lebih tuh semua dh tido dh... membe aku hade sorang lagi ni blom tido... sibuk on9... tp die tutup lampu, tutup pintu bilik... pastuh on9 dlm gelap... tetibe hade org bukak pintu bilik die, slow jek budak tuh bukak... die tnye membe aku ni,

"bilik ad(membe aku jugak kat umah sebelah) kat mne?"

membe aku ckp la... kat umah sebelah... budak tuh tutup pintu, pastuh terus ilang... membe aku ni rilek je la... die xcam sgt budak tuh sbb gelap... ingatkan costumer dtg... sbb membe aku kat umah sebelah tuh deal kete sewa...

arinih, pagi td dua orang membe aku beli makanan kat kafe kampus pekan, time nk bayar jek, tgk2 wallet kosong... tros putih mata...

memule tuh ingat orang dalam yg wat...lagipun ramai budak2 kelas aku yg dtg rumah semalam... nk study... memang tak suspek orang luar langsung... ble blk gambang, tnye ad la hade x budak nk sewa kete smlm..., die ckp tatau... sbb tade pun budak yang g jmpe die smlm... n die mmg x sewakan keta pn smlm... awal2 lagi die dh tido...

membe aku sorang tuh ilang rm100.. yg sorang lagi ilang rm40... maybe die nk masuk ke bilik len pulak, tp kantoi sbb membe aku lom tido... tros die kaber line...

p/s: aku bukan nk bersifat perkauman kat sini, tp membe aku ckp, budak tuh chinese kot.. sbb die ckp pelat chinese time tuh... n korang berhati2 la... survey leklok spe2 foreigner yg masuk rumah... nnt, kalo dh dapat tangkap pencuri tuh... xkire la spe2 pun, ikat die kat padang kk2 tuh, panggil satu kk2 turun... aku nk bagi2 kat die sket... panas ati gler...

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by cicok on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:45 pm

nanti kalo dah dapat tu jgn lupe ajak aku skali...
dapat bagi sonic blow pun ok dah... hak3...
pencuri2 ni xleh ajar cara lembut, mmg x serik...
kite bagi kaw2 punyer... huarghhhh ... hahaha

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by Apek_JADIANjr on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:52 pm

gn risau... nnt kalo dpt tangkap aku post kat forum... hehehe...

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by kerox on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:55 pm

perghhhhh... panas ati aku dgr.... ingt kte ni hape, kaye sgt ke nk curik2 duet? mak aii.... aku doa2 kantoi la sape yg wat tuh... tingin gak aku nk ngk sape... kuang aja btoi...

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by sengal @ bintang on Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:05 pm

rumet ak kasut crocs ori die bli 200lbh slmt hilang kena samba ngn pncurik...yg ori yg die tibai..yg ade bsepah2 kat lua tu yg tu gak die amek...blik depan ak plak cakap, shower gel body shop die hilang...baru guna dah slmt kena curik...ade kah pencuri2 ni nk bnde yg brand2 jer?? duit ilang xyah cakap laa...macam2 bnde blaku masa ujong2 sem ni...

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by haku on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:52 pm

aku pn panas nie...caner ak tgh tgk bola kt bilik...aku bleyh xperasan ade org masuk umah aku..demn!!!!pintu ak 2..dh r kuat bunyi dye..walaupun korang tolak slow2 jer..bunyi dye mmang leyh dgr r..tpi apsal ak xperasan..eish!!
tpi 2 laa..mende nk jadik..membe aku yg kne curik 2 pn..kalau ikutkan..4.30 pn xtdo ag patotnyer..tpi smlm tdo awal..
aku plak..slalu..kalau bangun tgk bola..msti ak jalan2 kt ruang tamu..check pintu..bkak lampu depan..check sumer mmbe2 aku kt bilik..pas2 baru balik bilik aku..
tp pagi tadi..ak xwat pn sumer 2..pintu umah mmang xberkunci..aku juz jalan2 g depan..pusing2..pas2 masuk blik balik..tgk bola..
hurmm..sian plak kt membe aku 2..nak wat caner..xde rezki dorang..tapi kalau dapat kat ak budak yg curik nie..mmang aku pelangkup kt ekzos moto aku..

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by freddust on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:09 pm

aku rase kes haku ni..derang pasang ilmu hitam kot...
malam nk jadik tu la bleh kebetulan plok x perasan kedatangan si pencurik tuh...
yang aku tau ade certain ilmu yg kena belaja sblom bleh mencurik dgn selamat ni...ni ape yg ak dengar dr orang kampung aku r

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by MTA on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:16 pm

kalau dpt tangkap pencuri 2 roger aku skali.. nk tumpang gak belasah si pencuri 2.. haha

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by haku on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:20 pm

freddust wrote:aku rase kes haku ni..derang pasang ilmu hitam kot...
malam nk jadik tu la bleh kebetulan plok x perasan kedatangan si pencurik tuh...
yang aku tau ade certain ilmu yg kena belaja sblom bleh mencurik dgn selamat ni...ni ape yg ak dengar dr orang kampung aku r


hohoh..kalau pakai ilmu nie...mmang dh nk jadik pencuri pro nie..mmang lagi trok r kne tibai kalau dapat..
he..tpi apek jadian...mmbe ko btol2 xcam ker foreign 2???ad 2 mmbe ko???foreign knal ad ker???
kalau dye knal ad..dye knal taw plak mmbe ko knal ad..msti laa mmbe2 yg dkat jgak..kn??try r carik..
kte msti hapuskan pencuri 2 dari mke bumi ump nie..jalankn hukum hudud..ptong tangan!!

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Re: Kes kecurian di akhir2 sem

Post by aku la????? on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:29 pm

haku xphm dow ko tulis pe..jgn short form sngt..hahahaha..

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