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3 nenek tua bersembang~

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3 nenek tua bersembang~

Post by Admin on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:56 pm

pd suatu hari, 3 org nenek berkumpul di rumah seorang nenek. mereka
ialah nenek1, nenek2 dan nenek3. mereka bercerita ttg perihal masing2..
nenek 1 : umo aku da 60 tahun, skrg ni, aku mule dah nyanyuk.. aku kadang2 terlupe kat mane tangge rumah aku..
nenek 2 : aku lagi lah.. kalau aku da naik tangge, pastu aku jumpe
tangge tu balik, aku kene piker lame, aku nak naik ke nak turun..
nenek 3 : apelah korang ni.. muda2 dah nyanyuk.. tengok macam aku, umo dah dkat 90, steady je beb.. otak fresh lagi..
nenek 3 ketawa mengekek-ngekek sambil mengetuk-ngetuk meja kerana
terlalu geli hati. tak lame kmudian dia terdiam sambil melihat
sekeliling.
nenek 3 berkata :
Spoiler:
eh..siapa yg ketuk pintu tadi?

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Re: 3 nenek tua bersembang~

Post by cicok on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:09 pm

hehehe... lawak la jgk...
tapi nenek ke 3 tu bukan nyanyuk sgt, tp mcm da x betul... kekeke

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