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Surat wasiat nenek Ani

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Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by Admin on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:24 pm

Nenek Ani dirawat di rumah sakit. Menurut doktornya, asmanya sudah
semakin teruk hingga perlu dipasangkan salur oksigen. Sudah
beberapahari dia tidak bercakap dan seperti orang koma. Dikira sudah
menjelang ajal, anaknya memangilkan seorang Mudhin (tukang do'a) agar
di doakan. Sedang asyik Pak Mudhin berdoa, tiba-tiba muka nenek Ani
bertukar warna biru seolah-olah tidak boleh bernafas. Tangannya
menggigil. Dengan menggunakan bahasa isyarat nenek Ani minta diambilkan
kertas dan alat tulis. Sisa-sisa tenaga yang ada digunakan oleh nenek
Ani untuk menulis sesuatu dan memberi kertas tersebut kepada Pak Mudhin.

Sambil
terus berdoa Pak Mudhin langsung menyimpan kertas tersebut tanpa
membacanya kerana fikirannya dia tidak sanggup membaca surat wasiat
tersebut didepan Ani. Tak lama kemudian nenek Ani meninggal dunia. Pada
hari ketujuh meninggalnya nenek Ani, Pak Mudhin diundang untuk datang
kerumah Ani.


Selesai memimpin do'a, Pak Mudhin berbicara,
"Saudara-saudara sekalian, ini ada surat wasiat dari almarhum nenek Ani
yang belum sempat saya sampaikan, yang saya pasti nasehat untuk anak
cucunya semua. Mari kita sama-sama membaca suratnya".


Pak Mudhin membaca surat tersebut, yang ternyata berbunyi :
Spoiler:


"Mudhin jangan berdiri di situ...! Jangan pijak saluran oksigen aku..!"



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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by MusTanG on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:15 am

wakaka. ni mmg xbley blah.

mane la boss dpt stock2 sengal ni

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by Admin on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:33 am

haha..dpt dari forum sebelah (rahsiah )...

kalo byk reply..aku terus update setiap kali on9...

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by rionix88 on Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:18 pm

x sangka haku bole jadi camtu..

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by apizt on Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:44 pm

hahaha ..x pasal2 jadi pembunuh..

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by natalie on Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:16 pm

hahaha... kantoi terus die yg bunuh.. hahaha bengong lak ai... kaw2 ketawe nih.. adeh...

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by danny on Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:19 pm

ekekekekekeee...
mmg mengong r...
x leh bla, ani x pasan lngsong yg saloran gas nenek die kne pjak....
huhuhuhu......

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by fadh_q on Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:37 pm

bengong tol citer ni weyh!!! hahahah!!

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by Castielle Zaidrick on Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:54 pm

haha... ades2... bukti pembunuh...

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by Azmi on Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:53 pm

kantoi..haha xpsal2 dah jadi killer..

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by ruyu on Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:10 pm

igtkan nasihat pe la tgl utk cucu die,rupa2 ye len yg jd

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Re: Surat wasiat nenek Ani

Post by koi on Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:17 am

hahaha aku dah pernah terbaca citer ni, tapi walaupun baca lagi tetap gak klaka.. hahaha.. :)

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