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Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

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Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by Admin on Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:39 pm

Jam sudahpun menunjukkan pukul tujuh pagi. Salim masih lagi berdengkur.
Ibunya pun segera mengejutkannya untuk ke sekolah.

Ibu: Salim...Salim...bangun nak, pergi sekolah, nanti kamu terlambat.

Salim: Alah mak... Salim tidak mahu pergi ke sekolah!

Ibu: Apa, tidak mahu pergi sekolah?! Baik... Salim berikan emak dua sebab mengapa
Salim tidak mahu ke sekolah.

Salim: Semua murid-murid tidak suka Salim. Guru-guru di sekolah pun tidak suka pada Salim!

Ibu: Itu bukan alasan bagi Salim untuk tidak ke sekolah. Cepat, bangun sekarang!

Salim: Baiklah, sekarang emak pula berikan Salim dua sebab mengapa Salim mesti pergi ke sekolah.

Ibu: Eh...eh...bertuah punya anak! Salim dengar baik-baik, pertama Salim sudah berusia

lima puluh tahun. Kedua Salim PENGETUA SEKOLAH!!!



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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by samuraiz on Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:46 pm

lawak gle..hahah..

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by aku la????? on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:15 am

cis..aku tertipu lagi..da ke pngetua sekolah..hahaha..

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by TsihCaph on Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:03 am

comel gile pengetue tue....hahahahaha.....

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by MTA on Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:44 am

siotttt..... aku tertipu...

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by theMVP on Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:08 am

ades.. jadah en salim ni.. umur dah stgh abad.. perangai cm bdk2..

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by kerox on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:19 am

lawak hampesss!!!

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by MusTanG on Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:13 pm

wakakakaka. xbley blah la boss. XD

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by natalie on Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:38 pm

wahahaha!! nice 1!!

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Re: Rupanya Salim tu ialah......

Post by Castielle Zaidrick on Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:37 pm

haha... pengetua perangai cm bdk2

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