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alasan orang malas~

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alasan orang malas~

Post by Admin on Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:37 pm

Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.

Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?"

Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!"

Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?"

Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,"

Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?"

Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?"


malas tapi bijak~

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Re: alasan orang malas~

Post by GAME ON on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:40 am

hahahahaha...siot jek..

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Re: alasan orang malas~

Post by MTA on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:52 am

kiki.... mcm yang cikgu aku cerita di tadika..

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