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Pak Pandir dgn Otak kepala dia~

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Pak Pandir dgn Otak kepala dia~

Post by Admin on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:58 pm

Satu hari Pak Pandir mengalami sakit kepala yang amat sangat. Lalu dia pun pergi ke pekan untuk berjumpa dengan doktor.

Doktor:
Serba salah saya hendak memberitahu Pak Pandir nie..tapi saya mesti
beritahu Pak Pandir bahawa Pak Pandir telah menghidapi Barah Otak.

Pak Pandir: Yaaaaaahoooooo!!! (melompat kegirangan)

Doktor: Pak Pandir fahamkan maksud saya? (kebingungan)

Pak Pandir: Tentu sekali saya faham, apa doktor fikir saya bodoh sangat ke?

Doktor: Habis tu..kenapa gembira sangat?

Pak Pandir:
Sebelum ini isteri saya Mak Andir selalu marah saya dengan mengatakan
saya "takde otak". Dengan berita baik ini ia telah membuktikan bahawa
saya sebenarnya mempunyai otak.

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Re: Pak Pandir dgn Otak kepala dia~

Post by natalie on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:28 am

wakakaka... dasar lurus bendul pak pandir.. adeh2

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Re: Pak Pandir dgn Otak kepala dia~

Post by theMVP on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:07 am

haha.. sakit otak betul la pak pandir ni..

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Re: Pak Pandir dgn Otak kepala dia~

Post by chakueh on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:11 am

otak da msuk air tu..haha

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Re: Pak Pandir dgn Otak kepala dia~

Post by kerox on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:21 am

hahaha.. xley blahh... spe ahh ade idea kaw2 nk wat lawak camneh... hak3

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Re: Pak Pandir dgn Otak kepala dia~

Post by Aria on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:35 am

haha...otak yg menghidap barah.....sian pak pandir....

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