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Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

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Post by Admin on Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:17 pm

Ni kisah satu org makhluk yg dilantik menggantikan bos asal sebuah
kompani besar. Disebabkan masalah pekerja2 yg agak kurang motivasi dan
selalu cuai + pemalas, bos baru ni decide nak ajar mereka sikit
firstday dia kat kompani tu. So, sape2 yg dia nampak paling pemalas,
dia akan pecat on the spot. Mmg malang tidak berbau, dia ternampak
seorg pekerja yg sedang dok nyandar kat tepi dinding.

"Yg berbaju biru tu" dia menjerit. Jeritan kuat nyebabkan semua perkerja
tersentak dan memandang kepada lelaki berkenaan. "Bape gaji awak?" dia
bertanya dgn nada yg agak keras "Dalam RM800" pekerja tu menjawap. Bos
tu menjawap, "Nah amik ni Rm800,BERAMBUS DARI SINI. KALU NAK MALAS2
PEGI TEMPAT LAIN". Pekerja tu amik duit tu, lalu terus blah camtu jek.
Bos tadi memandang kesemua pekerja2 nye, seperti mahu mereka paham,
sape malas, sure kene pecat!



Merasakan pekerja2 memahami
maksud kejadian tadi, bos itu merasa puas.Sebelum bos itu masuk semula
ke dalam opis nye, dia bertanya kepada salah seorg pekerja
disitu,"Mamat tadi tu kerja department mana?"

Jawap si pekerja,"Owh, dia tu dtg anto pizza, tak keje sini pun".

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by nazkill on Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:04 pm

aku sambung lagi sikit..

rupa2nya semua pekerja yang nampak kejadian tadi dah berebut2 nak tukar kerja sebagai penghantar pizza kat syarikat ni pulak..duit poket rm800 sehari..saper xnak..huahuahua

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by mr.nobit on Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:48 pm

WTF... hawhahahahaha
wakakakakkaa.. Sape xketawa xtau ar..
Adeh saket perut ak ketawa .. demmm
huhuhuhu hahaha

Xleyh Handle dapat boss camne..
Sure Malu klu kena camtu.. gle..
rm800 hilang camtu je..

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by aku la????? on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:38 am

boss forum ni pon suke gila wat lwk tgh2 mlm buta..hahahaha..

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by dynoboyz on Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:47 am

wah.... bestnye BOSS camtu. pekerja pun xleh knal. hahaha

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by theMVP on Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:19 am

haha..padan muke boss tu... bajet pawa sgt.. senang2 je itu mamat pizza dpt duit poket rm800..

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by natalie on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:52 am

hahaha... mmg klaka.. tp cite ni aku penah bace lam Mastika... heheh.. bodo gile jd boss camtu.. wawawa

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by Soon on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:09 pm

tp yg paling pelik nape mamat penghantar pizza tu xpakai uniform pizza dia masa hantar pizza?

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by mr.nobit on Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:19 pm

Btul Jgak Soalan Soon nie..
Xkan la boss tu bodo sgat..
Xdapat beza pekerja die ngn pekerja Pizza..
Kcian tol Boss tu

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by MTA on Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:24 pm

bos 2 hari pertama kerja spt tajuk yang admin bt 2.. ne dia kenal pekerja2... da nama hari pertama kerja... hahaha.. tp cerita ini hnya rekaan semata mata tiada kene mengena ngan yang hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia.. yeke?? ngahahaha

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by mr.nobit on Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:45 pm

Btul jgak tu.. Tp ak mushkill la..
maybe bdak Pizza tu mmg pekerja dye..
Sbb Company tu, maybe jgak Company Pizza..

rekaan semata2 ke...?
Boleyh jadi jgak, cte nie mmg benar..
sape kate Cite ni benar MTA.?
Jgan Mara MTA..

Jadi kan pengajaran kepada anda Sekeluarga

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Post by MTA on Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:10 pm

kikiki.... musykil2...

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Post by aku la????? on Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:10 pm

emm nmpk gya bos tu mmg nk kna kot..hahaha..

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Re: Bos nak tunjuk power hari pertama kerja~

Post by mr.nobit on Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:08 pm

ak sokong ko Aku la?????
mmg nak kena... Buat orang tertanya2..
Pkol sket boss nie.. haiz

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Post by aku la????? on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:28 pm

kompem esoknye boss tu dah kna pecat..gila seng dpt rm800..hahaha..

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