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Post by murasame_85 on Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:10 pm

sepasang suami isteri baru bercerai dan mereka bertengkar untuk tentukan hak penjagaan anak tunggal
mereka. pas tu mereka pun pegi ke pejabat agama, jumpa kadi nak minta
nasihat.

kadi tanye kat pompuan tu... . "kenapa awak rasa awak yang
paling layak bela anak tu?

pompuan tu jawab... "saya yang mengandungkan
anak tu. saya yang melahirkan anak tu. dia keluar dari perut saya."

si jantan (suami) terkedu sebab dia tau pas ni kadi akan tanye dia lak. ahhh...
sudah... mende aku nak goreng kadi ni... .

kadi pun tanye si jantan...
"hah... kamu... .bagi alasan kenapa anak tu kamu yang patut bela"

"tuan kadi... kalaulah saya ada syiling seringgit, dan saya 'masukkan' dalam vending
machine, pas saya 'tekan satu butang pilihan, maka keluarlah setin air minuman.
saya nak tanye tuan..air tin yang keluar dari mesin tu hak saya atau hak
mesin?"

jawab kadi.."hak kamu le.."

jantan tu kata lak.."hah... sama le kes ni pun. Kan tuan... kan... kan "

P/S :

1. Jgn samakan isteri anda macam vending machine.
2. Jgn samakan anak anda macam air tin
3. Jgn samakan 'anu' anda cam duit syiling ... hehehehehhe "

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Re: Hak siapa?

Post by GAME ON on Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:35 pm

hahahahahah...ape la...lawak2....hahahaha..

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Re: Hak siapa?

Post by Admin on Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:43 pm

haha..syiling seringgit tu sama dengan ??????


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Re: Hak siapa?

Post by GAME ON on Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:58 pm

@admin:
Spermmmmmmmmmmmmaaaa leee...

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Re: Hak siapa?

Post by MTA on Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:06 pm

ngahahaha.. lucu2... tp sebenarnya hak allah....

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Re: Hak siapa?

Post by theMVP on Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:51 pm

huh.. lawak penghibur hati..

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Re: Hak siapa?

Post by splashhh on Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:55 pm

nasib baik tok kadi tu x ckp "anak tu anak saya"....

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Re: Hak siapa?

Post by mabok on Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:09 pm

ahahaha..
bijak2..

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