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Post by haku on Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:03 pm

Mungkin ada wanita yang berhajat untuk mempersuamikan lelaki yang masih “dara”/ “teruna” (tak ramai dah) walaupun kebanyakan wanita lebih suka memilih yg berpengalaman, ini panduan untuk anda mengenali samaada seseorang lelaki itu masih teruna atau tidak..

1. lelaki teruna suka mengintai-intai (curi pandang) perempuan cantik pada wajah berbanding lelaki tak ada teruna gemar melihat tubuh wanita

2. lelaki teruna segera mengalihkan pandangan apabila ditentang wanita cantik manakala lelaki tak teruna mengekalkan pandangan

3. lelaki teruna menunduk apabila dipandang wanita cantik dan menunjukkan reaksi gembira (mengetap bibir untuk cover senyum) tetapi lelaki tak teruna menunjukkan reaksi bersahaja

4. lelaki teruna malu membuka mulut untuk makan atau bercakap di hadapan wanita yg cantik. lelaki teruna seperti “kena interview” apabila bercakap dan badannya kaku

5. lelaki teruna berdegup kencang jantungnya apabila mendapati wanita cantik menyukainya

6. lelaki teruna membosankan apabila bercinta. gayanya agak “nerd”. gemar berlagak untuk menarik pasangannya.

7. lelaki teruna juga sanggup menghabiskan banyak wang untuk pasangannya untuk menambat hati pasanganna

8. lelaki teruna terlalu sensitif. mereka akan sering menghubungi pasangannya sehingga dapat dan mereka akan rasa sedih yang amat sangat apabila diabaikan

9. lelaki teruna sering mengagung-agungkan pasangannya dan mengatakan orang lain tak cantik. mereka akan bercerita tentang pasangannya dan memuji-muji pasangan apabila berbual dengan kawan-kawan

curik kt forum sebelah...cgforum~

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by natalie on Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:50 pm

ye ke? aku x camtu lak? wawawa

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by nazkill on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:13 am

@nat

sebab ko dah xteruna!!!wawawa..nat kantoi wehhh!!! ekekeke

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by aku la????? on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:16 am

woh nat kntoi la wei..ni blh dijadikn gosip hngat mse kini ni..

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by natalie on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:19 am

dem u!! sometimes ade la jugak.. xde la 100% aku xde rase pape ngan pompuan.. siot!!

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by aku la????? on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:20 am

eleh nat..ko dah kntoi wat care kntoi..dah g jmpe tok kadi trus..wahahaha..

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by natalie on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:21 am

sile lah fitnah lagi.. aku xkesa...

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by nazkill on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:25 am

haha..abis2..tunggu la ko nat,cicok reply plak..harap2 dier xperasan topic nih..wawawa..klau x,ready ler nak kena bahan..aku sokong dari blakang jer..ekekeke

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by natalie on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:27 am

ok.. fine with me.. wakakaka.. dem korg!!

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nnt aku ter-picheit hamster tu bru tau... wakakaka

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by nazkill on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:52 am

wawawa..jangan doww..berkinchet hamster tu kat tangan ko nanti..haha..dah susah nak makan roti bersalut cokelat cam smalam..wawawa

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by zicron21ck on Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:55 am

ada betul dan ada bukan pada aku... lebih2 lagi tang no 9.... puji sikit ada la... tapi kalau nak kata semua teman wanita aku ni lebih tak bleh.... ada lagi yang lebih....hehehe tapi itu aku belum ada berpunya... tak tahu la bila da ada nanti...huhuhuuh

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by MusTanG on Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:51 am

kn hari tu nat dh kantoi cium gadis lain. lupa ka?

siap masuk paper lagi.

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by Unta Gedix on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:45 am

MusTanG wrote:kn hari tu nat dh kantoi cium gadis lain. lupa ka?

siap masuk paper lagi.



waahhh, sapakah?

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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by danny on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:24 am

wa...
bnyi cam mnarik jer..
huhuhu
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Re: lelaki teruna...

Post by haku on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:38 am

btol dowh yg nie sume...sbab sume nye berlaku kt aku..
n ak mmang truna...so...btol laa sume pndapat nie..haha

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