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Every Woman's Fantasy
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Every Woman's Fantasy
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when
an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that
the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for
being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his
proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills,
which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and
slowly, meaningfully, said,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Clean my house."

an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that
the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for
being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his
proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills,
which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and
slowly, meaningfully, said,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Clean my house."


cherry- Tertiary Member

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Re: Every Woman's Fantasy
i heard this somewhere... haha... wat malu diri je laki tu...

Castielle Zaidrick- Platinum Member

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Re: Every Woman's Fantasy
kalo thread neyh astrokkk.....harap maaf ye kengkawan....

cherry- Tertiary Member

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Re: Every Woman's Fantasy
ahaha. sengal gile. ah! potong stim tol. tetiba ckp 'clean my house'
hahahaha.
good one cherry!
hahahaha.
good one cherry!

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