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Every Woman's Fantasy

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Every Woman's Fantasy

Post by cherry on Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:36 pm

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when
an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that
the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for
being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."





Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his
proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills,
which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and
slowly, meaningfully, said,



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"Clean my house."



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Re: Every Woman's Fantasy

Post by Castielle Zaidrick on Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:45 pm

i heard this somewhere... haha... wat malu diri je laki tu...

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Re: Every Woman's Fantasy

Post by cherry on Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:50 pm

kalo thread neyh astrokkk.....harap maaf ye kengkawan....


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Re: Every Woman's Fantasy

Post by MusTanG on Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:09 pm

ahaha. sengal gile. ah! potong stim tol. tetiba ckp 'clean my house'


hahahaha.

good one cherry!

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