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Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

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Post by syadow on Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:36 am

"Valentine hari tu ayang tanya tang mane kite sayang kat ayang. Time tu
kite tak dapat nak jawab. Semalam ayang merajuk ngan kite, kite dah
penat nak layan. Ayang call kat kite kite malas nak jawab. Tang mane erk
kite sayang kat ayang? Semalaman kite duk pk soalan tu. Pernah ke? Maybe
tak sedalam cinta Titanic atau Taj Mahal. Sayang kite kat ayang sangatla
kerdil. Sebab tu la ayang selalu merajuk erk? Tak tahula, setahu kite:

1. Sebelum kite kenal kat ayang, setiap sem kite dapat Anugerah Dekan.
Bile dah kenal ngan ayang, setiap sem kite repeat paper. Sebelum kenal
ngan ayang kite belajar pakai duit biasiswa, lepas kenal ngan ayang,
keluar makan lagi nak mintak duit ngan emak kite.

2. Kalau ade 1 buah epal, kite bagi je kat ayang. Kalau ade 2 buah epal,
kita bagi yang besar kat ayang.

3. Kalau kite makan ikan, ayang makan tang badan ikan tu, kite pula
makan tang kepala ikan tu je.

4. Ayang ni tak la cun sangat, tapi kite tak pernah kutuk ayang tak cun.
Tapi kite yang hensem ni ayang lagi nak kutuk ngan member depan kite,
kata kite tak hensem langsung. Eera Fazira berlalu depan mata, kite diam
je. Takut kalau puji kang ayang marah. Mat Indon duk depan Sogo ayang gi
ngorat time kite gi tandas. Siap mintak nombor tepon depan kite lagi.

5. Kalau keluar ngan ayang, ayang slambe nak makan Starbucks, kite tipu
kite dah kenyang, padahal bile dah sampai kat umah kite makan mee maggi.


6. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang., kite tak pernah ade girlfriend. Selepas
ayang kenal ngan kite, genaplah koleksi ayang ada 20 boyfriend
kesemuanya. Kite tak pernah marah ayang plagirl, dah tu ayang kata kite
cam sami buddha.

7. Kalau ayang rasa nak cium kite, ayang cium terus tak pernah tanya
pun. Tapi bile kite rasa nak cium ayang, lepas tanye lagi nak kene
reject.

8. Ayang selalu pukul dada kite, tampar muka kite, cubit peha kite, kite
tak pernah tengking sekali pun, apatah lagi nak cubit, nak tampar, nak
pukul?

9. Pernah ayang tanya kalau ayang jatuh cinta ngan laki lain, kite nak
buat ape. Kite kate kite nak bunuh laki tu. Tapi bile kite tanya kalau
kite jatuh cinta kat pompuan lain, ayang nak buat ape, ayang kata nak
bunuh kite, emak kite, ayah kite ngan nenek kite.

10. Kite beli mask Clinique ngan ayang harga RM300 kite kate harga RM30.
Ayang beli jam tangan kat kite harga RM30 ayang kate harga RM300.

11. Setiap kali berjumpe kite bagi hadiah kat ayang, tapi setiap tahun
birthday kite ayang kate dah lupe.

12."section nie telah ditapis"

13. Kite rosakkan headphone walkmen ayang, kite ganti satu discman baru.
Ayang rosakkan kerete kite, ayang buat derk je.

14. Sekali ayang demam, kite kene diet 2kg nak jaga ayang. Sekali kite
demam, ayang tambah berat 2kg sebab abiskan makanan kite.

15. Kite tak pernah kata ayang pendek, ayang marah kite tinggi sangat,
member ayang ketawakan ayang.

16. Ayang datang umah kite, kite tido sofa, kite datang umah ayang, kite
gak yang tido kat sofa.

17. Mak kite belikan rantai Tiffany ngan ayang. Mak ayang tak pernah
ajak kite makan kat umah ayang walau sekalipun.

18. Kucing umah kite bersalin, kite bagi anak kucing yang paling cute
kat ayang, 2 hari je ayang bela, kucing tu dah mati. Ayang tak kate pa
pe pun. Ayang bagi ikan emas yang dah dekat mati kat kite, 2 hari kite
bela dah mati. Ayang kata nak bunuh semua anak kucing kite.

19. Ayang kalau nak pakai duit kite, terus ambil takyah bagitau. 30 ke
80 ke seratus ke selagi wallet kite ade duit. Aritu kite nak pinjam 10
ringgit sebab terlupe bawa wallet, ayang kate kite kedekut.

20. Birthday ayang kite tak pernah terlupe. Birthday kite arini ayang
tak pernah ingat.



huh .... so benda2 nie korang pernah luah kan ke ?

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by cicok on Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:50 am

bongek tul pakwe nih... sayang orang tidak bertempat... haha
kalo aku da lame tinggal awek camni... belambak2 lagi yg comel2 di luar sana... hihi
dapat gadis yang hilang tu pun ok lagi... wawawa

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by splashhh on Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:36 am

mcm luahan perasaan je neh....hehe...

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by haku on Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:40 am

haha..aku ade bace mende nie..mmang smart...makan dalam 2...
hampeh cok..dalam nie pn ko nk bwak cite bdak hlang 2..hee

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by kerox on Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:31 am

sape ade awek ley la join thread neh.. aku xde... hukhuk...

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by cicok on Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:43 am

ololo... siannyer... patut r smgt jer nk cari gadis hilang tu... kekeke
rilek r, x wajib pun ade awek... bak kate org tua2, single is simple... huhu

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by kerox on Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:52 am

hahaa.... taw xper! 2 aku suh wat iklan cpt2 2! syg wo klo mlepas! wahahaha
haa,btoi2... 2 mmg aku sokong... xya penin2 pale nk jage prasaan anak org.. n xya penin pale nk pk mende cam kat atas tuh... hahaha

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by syadow on Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:39 pm

wakakak ... tinggal je awek klau korng kena mcm 2 ...

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by aku la????? on Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:54 pm

aku xnk tnggl..aku nk knakn blik..wakakakaka..

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by syadow on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:03 pm

aku la????? wrote:aku xnk tnggl..aku nk knakn blik..wakakakaka..


perghh respect sama ko

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by natalie on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:23 pm

tinggal jek awek die tu.. da tau perangai cam t**k, lg nak simpan.. cinte bute hati, bute mate bute semua!! klau pakwe die tu mmbr aku, da lame aku sepak.. wawawa

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by MusTanG on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:08 pm

cinta itu buta? ni cikgu high-skool aku pnah ckp gini

"Love is blind? don't joke with me. God give you a pair of magnificent eyes and now u say it's blind??"

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by natalie on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:34 am

ala cam lagu too phat tu la.. " cinta itu buta, dan bole membutakan, melukakan dan sukar utk dilupakan.. aku cinta padamu hnyalah ungkapan.. bla bla bla.. & seterusnya bla lg..."

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by rimau on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:54 am

natalie wrote:tinggal jek awek die tu.. da tau perangai cam t**k, lg nak simpan.. cinte bute hati, bute mate bute semua!! klau pakwe die tu mmbr aku, da lame aku sepak.. wawawa


kalo member ko tuh sepak ko blk pe cer..?

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Re: Cerite sedeyh sang kekasih,

Post by MusTanG on Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:11 am

leh tahan jugak soklan ko tu rimau. sengal. haha.


tapi nat mmg. sembang je nk sepak. xmampu pon. ekekeke

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