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Post by syadow on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:32 pm

Kalau perempuan cantik pendiam
lelaki akan kata: wow!ciri2 isteri idaman...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik pendiam
Lelaki akan kata: tak reti berkomunikasi agaknyer...

Kalau perempuan cantik berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: mst ada krisis nih...kesiannyer...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: dah la tak lawa,perangai plak mcm XXXX!!

Kalau perempuan cantik menolong lelaki yg kesusahan
Lelaki akan kata: wow!heroin sejati...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik menolong lelaki yg kesusahan
Lelaki akan kata: hmm...taktik nak ngorat la tu...

Kalau perempuan cantik dpt lelaki handsome
Lelaki akan kata: ok la...bagai pinang d belah dua...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik dpt lelaki handsome
Lelaki akan kata: kesian...mst dah kena bomoh lelaki tu...

Kalau perempuan cantik d tinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu btol mamat tu!!
Kalau perempuan tak cantik d tinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: patut pon kena reject...

Kalau perempuan cantik bawa BMW
Lelaki akan kata: ntah dato' mana bela ni...
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Kalau perempuan cantik pandai masak
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Kalau perempuan cantik main2 miskol
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Lelaki akan kata: ko ni takde keje lain ke??!sibuk ni tau tak!!

Kalau perempuan cantik hantar email hari2
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Lelaki akan kata: asyik2 email dia...boring!

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by cicok on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:57 pm

Kalau perempuan ajak dating
lelaki akan kata: jom la sekarang... da lame tak kuar ngn awak.. hehe
Kalau perempuan tak cantik ajak dating
Lelaki akan kata: go to hell la... wakaka


mende ni tak leh nak kate betul jgk... , kalo kate kebanyakan ok r kot.. huhu
bak kate mustang atas diri masing2 la... ngehehe

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by nazkill on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:58 pm

@syadow

haha..dah lumrah manusia..kalau xsuker, ader sajer xkena..lebih2 lagi jenis yang berfikiran negatif..memang sumer salah..klau lawa, haaa..suker plak..huhu.. ..juz for fun tu..lagipun memang ada betulnyer situasi camtu leh berlaku..hahahakkss..enjoy2..

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by Soon on Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:32 pm

yg mmg betul...... itu la suara hati dalam lelaki bila bertemu dgn awek cantik dan x cantik. ak pun mcm tu gak, wakakakka

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by MusTanG on Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:02 pm

adeh. nama aku ditarik lak. wakakka

tapi mmg betul pn. atas diri masing2. haha.

wpon suara hati lelaki tertarik bila awek CUN GILE ajak dating, tapi skali pon ko betul2 setia dgn pasangan ko, pasangan ko tetap akn terasa kalau dia tahu.

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by cicok on Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:40 pm

haha, rilek r mustang, setiap org kena ade pepatah..
baru ade trademark org tua2 kater.... hehe
sajer jer tu... ko da bagi aku ustaz cok,
xkan nk panggil ko ustazah mustang lak.. wawawa
neways, korg tmbh la ape2 situasi yg menarik mcm aku buat tu... baru meriah.. huhu

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by zicron21ck on Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:35 pm

apa maknanya cantik?
kalau ditanya pada sipolan bin sipolan
maka jawabnya,
apa guna muka cantik
kalau hati busuk macam sampah...

apa maknanya cantik
kalau ditanya pada siminah binti sipolan
tentu jawabnya,
bonus untuk aku tu....

kalau ditanya padaku,
maka jawabku,
hatinya adalah keutamaanku...
kecantikan luaran???
suatu anugerah maha pencipta kepadaku....

no offence....hehehehe

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by syadow on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:01 pm

nazkill wrote:@syadow

haha..dah lumrah manusia..kalau xsuker, ader sajer xkena..lebih2 lagi jenis yang berfikiran negatif..memang sumer salah..klau lawa, haaa..suker plak..huhu.. ..juz for fun tu..lagipun memang ada betulnyer situasi camtu leh berlaku..hahahakkss..enjoy2..



klau ak pn cam2 gak... walau ak x encem mcm sapa2 yg encem ... ak still cr yg lawa ,then mesti la suka>pas2 greenlight dr mak = kompom ak trus anta rombngan meminang...walaupn duit xde

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by rimau on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:33 pm

puh zick...falsafah tuuu...jauh menusuk ati..hahaha...

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by natalie on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:30 pm

sume tu depends pd indivitu yg menilai... pd aku, sume same je.. hhaha.. cantik gedik, x cantik pon gedik.. huhuh

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by MTA on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:35 pm

asal syadow dpt negatif vote utk post ni? aku bagi balik positif kat syadow.. gedix? betul la 2 bak kata nat.. pompuan lawa law gedik org xkesah sgt.. law kureng lawa gedix laki bence kowt.. ngee~~

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by natalie on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:39 pm

wahahaha.. geli aku pompuan tergedik2. lawa ke, huduh ke, ok ke, ko ke... same jek.. alergik I!

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by rimau on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:45 am

gedik tu la yg menyebabkan ilang lawanyer..hahaha..

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Re: wey,BETUL ke ?

Post by matsyah on Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:46 am

@nat
wohohoho... bab jiwang anda mmg pro, sy segan... lalala... wahai sume forumer. c nat nie boleh dkatekn power gak dlm mengubat frust.. aku penah g brubat ngan dy.. selamat mencube...

@article atas..
hahaha... aku rase sume manusia cam tu kut... manusia smmgnye mmpunyai perasaan cam kat atas tuh... kalu xdek lak org yg kne pulau sbb xcantik... kesian aku tgk... tp aku ppon pulau gak.. hahaha...

@semua wanita
kalu terase diri tu xcantik, cantikkn bahagian org xnampak. contoh nyer perangai, kebersihan, keimanan and etc.. compom ade gak secret admire.. . ni tak... kebersihan sesetgh org xjage lgsg... ade bau yg kurg menyenangkn, serabut mcm2 lg ah... dah malas nak type..

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