Koleksi cerita2 lawak

MusTanG wrote:haha. just for laugh ni.

hmpa dok tension2 kat ump tu, aku bg la ssuatu yg leh buat hmpa ketawa.


quote: laughter is the best medicine

^_^

aku sokong... laughter is the best medicine... haha

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. That's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
A
tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in this
village... . And Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with a cockroach. First he cut one leg and said WALK. "WALK!". The cockroach walked.
Then
he cut its second leg and told the same thing. The cockroach walked.
Then, he cut the third leg and it did the same. At last, he cut its
fourth leg and ordered it walk. But the cockroach didn't walk!
Suddenly, Muthu said aloud, "I found it! If we cut the cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!"
Muthu became a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When
Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife,
aren't you!? ... Sit back! I will drive."

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu
went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. There,
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he
was doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard ' WASHBASIN '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you're on the 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : Simple. I will just stop my imagination ..

and the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why
Because, there was a woman journalist walking with a badge which wrote ' PRESS ' on her right chest ... and he did it !

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with a cockroach. First he cut one leg and said WALK. "WALK!". The cockroach walked.
Then
he cut its second leg and told the same thing. The cockroach walked.
Then, he cut the third leg and it did the same. At last, he cut its
fourth leg and ordered it walk. But the cockroach didn't walk!
Suddenly, Muthu said aloud, "I found it! If we cut the cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!"
Muthu became a saint!

aku rasa lipas tu mati kot....lol

ahahaha. sengal tol!!!


yg lipas tu. lipas takn mati klu potong kaki la.

cuma kaki dh takde cmne nk gerak.

hahaha.

yang last PRESS tu mmg btol la kalo ikot logik..haha

yang last skali mmg buat aku tak tahan nak gelak......

haha... btol2...
yg last skali tu ar pling lawak..

lawak jgak la skit2

hah..bgus jugak ni,aku pun tgh kumpul cite2 lawak bodo ni..bleh la aku sebarkn nnti..haha...

em... buleh la... hak3

lawok2...bgus....

x penah tgk bola agak nye cikgu 2....

haha mmg btol2 malas.....

haha... ni dh mmg mls btol...

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