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Post by syadow on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:08 pm

Suami : (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."

Isteri : Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?

Suami : Bad command or filename.

Isteri : Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!

Suami : Errorneous syntax. Abort?

isteri : Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?

Suami : Variable not found...

Isteri : Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. Biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.

Suami : Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Isteri : Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.

Suami : Too many parameters...

Isteri : Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.

Suami : Data type mismatch.

Isteri : Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.

Suami : It's by Default.

Isteri : Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?

Suami : File in use ... Try later.

Isteri : Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai seorang isteri?

Suami : Unknown Virus. "

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Re: too MUCH error

Post by theMVP on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:27 pm

huh.. pompuan ni kawen ngan robot ke komputer ni.. lolz..

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Re: too MUCH error

Post by Soon on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:33 pm

suami dia tu gilo sgt kat komputer sampai xreti cakap guna bahasa manusia da, tau command komputer aja....

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Re: too MUCH error

Post by cicok on Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:37 pm

ni isteri dier yg x betul ni ... da suami mcm tu pun duk layan lagi..
tu pun dah dipendekkan cerita, kalo tak, dua tiga hari tak habis... wawawa

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Re: too MUCH error

Post by syadow on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:06 pm

theMVP wrote:huh.. pompuan ni kawen ngan robot ke komputer ni.. lolz..


robot x sure... mamat nie terlalu g33k n 1337 ... 2 yg jd tahap dewa 2.... comunicate pn bhasa komputer....

cicok wrote:ni isteri dier yg x betul ni ... da suami mcm tu pun duk layan lagi..
tu pun dah dipendekkan cerita, kalo tak, dua tiga hari tak habis... wawawa


huh .... contoh isteri misali ...layan je la karenah si suami

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Re: too MUCH error

Post by GAME ON on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:14 pm

hahahaha...die anggp isteri die tu virus...ekekeke...

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Re: too MUCH error

Post by dynoboyz on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:39 pm

wah.. leh bt projek ai nie! haha

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Re: too MUCH error

Post by natalie on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:50 pm

2-2 pon xbetol.. hahahaha

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