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Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

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Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by Admin on Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:55 pm

camne nak sembunyikan "tindakan" kendut kentut especially di khalayak ramai?? any idea??


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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by cicok on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:06 am

kendut tu ape?MySpace
ade macam kentut2 ker.. huhu

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by Admin on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:23 am

cicok wrote:kendut tu ape?
ade macam kentut2 ker.. huhu


haha..maaf yaa...aku da salah eja..actually maksud aku kentut~~

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by nazkill on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:31 am

haha..kentut slow2 n lari..wahaha..klau rasa memang akan kantoi, kentut jer sepenuh hati..biar orang rasa bunyi2an yang menarik tersebut..kekekhhh

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by theMVP on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:33 am

lolz.. aku ingatkan ayat baru kendut tu.. x pernah dengar aku..
dah rase nk kentut, lepas jer la.. nk tahan watper.. hahaha..

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by Admin on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:41 am

kalo kentut bunyi kuat dlm tandas yg ramai orang pon rasa cam pelik jgak~~

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by nazkill on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:03 am

xpelik..sebab tu memang tandas..tempat orang melepas..haha..klau b*ra* berbunyi pun orang xmarah..wahahah..shhhhh

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by irliey on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:06 am

Alah..ko byk bunyi lak Nazkill..ko kentut mane pnah cover....siap rakam wt caller ringtone ader...

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by nazkill on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:10 am

woh2..klau part kentut jer ko mencelah erk..adehhh..xpasal makan, kentut..hahaha..nak saiko orang jer tau..xbaik rr..

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by theMVP on Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:58 am

huh.. kentut bile time makan pling x menarik.. ade membe aku ni.. kalu ckp pasal kentut @ be***k time makan secara psiko mmg die terus stop makan.. hahaha.. taboo n sensitif bg die..

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by cicok on Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:32 am

dier tu imaginasi tinggi tu... baru sebut sikit da terbayang terus...MySpace
kalo rase nk makan sorang2 cerita r pasal tu xnk bg dia mintak... wawawa

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by deep energy on Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:21 pm

lepaskan ja la
pasti lebih tenang
perut kempis hati gumbira


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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by ahrfn_azrul on Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:26 pm

cara terbaik..cuba kuar dr kelompok org ramai tu..
n baru lepas..
kalau x..lepas pelan2..pastu bt2 tanya sapa kentut..hahahah
aku bg cadangan ja..aku x bt cam tu..aku bt yg atas tu..hahha

topik plng kelakar...aku baca satu1 semua aku gelak..aduyai..

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by koi on Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:33 pm

lepaskan je tak kisah ar kuat ke slow ke org tak kisah.. kalau mcm org kat barat kalau kentut nie diorng tak kisah sgt. tapi kalau sedawa mmg diarng pantang.

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Re: Ape nak buat kalo terasa nak kentut?

Post by deep energy on Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:02 pm

aku setuju dengan kau koi
tak silap aku budaya jepun mcm 2 jgk

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