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Apa anda harus katakan jika...

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Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by cicok on Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:36 am

1.Anda berada di stesen bas dan rakan anda ternampak sambil bertanya:
"Tunggu bas ke?" Anda harus menjawab: "Taklah
aku tengah tunggu helikopter, lambat pulak hari nie ye"

2.Anda hendak pergi ke bilik mandi untuk mandi dan rakan
sebilik anda bertanyer: "Ko nak mandi ke ?" Jawab:
"Taklah aku nak pi main layang-layang kejap,ko nak join?"

3.Anda sedang menulis surat dan rakan anda menegur:"Aik?
Tulis surat nampak?" Jawab: "Oh ye ke? Aku tak prasan
ah... tangan aku bergerak sendiri"

4.Anda sedang makan nasik dan orang tegur: "Makan
nasik?" Jawab: " Mater ko buter ke per? Kan aku tengah
minum teh ais nie?"

5.Anda baru pulang dari kerja dan jiran anda bertanyer: "Baru balek dari keje?"
Jawab: "Taklah, saya dari rumah, nak pi kerjer lah nie...
opis saya dah pindah kat rumah.. dan rumah saya dah pindah kat opis"

6.Anda sedang sibuk buat kerja dan rakan sepejabat
menegur: "Eh kau sibuk ke?" Jawab : Takyah jawab,
peratikan muker dia pastu lempang siket pipi dia.

7.Anda sedang menonton tv ceriter melayu, rakan anda
datang lalu bertanyer:"Eh citer melayu ke?" Jawab:
"Bukanlah, nie kan citer Otromen Toro menentang Raksaser
dari Planet X... kau tunggu jap nanti otromen kuar".

kalo korang penah bagi jawapan2 yg lg best share2 la di sini... huhuhu

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by deep energy on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:08 am

Keluar dari tandas

kawan tegur: berak ke??
aku cakap: tak ah, beranak!!!

puas hati aku.....huh

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by amino on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:54 pm

haha .. aku suka aku suka ..
sungguh pecah perut aku
jawapan sume hyperbola2 belaka ..

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by mr kHaLed on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:12 pm

ko saje je ek cicok!!!
huahuahua...

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by mr kHaLed on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:19 pm

k...
hmmm...
sbb ko suwoh, aku bubuh blek....huahuahua...
hmmm...
ok...
sng citer r,
kalo ade sesape tnye kowg kn,
tp korg x dngr(kire nk cover bengang r)
korg jwb je cmni, "mak aku sihat!!"
huahuahua...
brfaedah!!!
compem ari2 mak ko sihat,..
doa ari2 kn...
huahuahuahuahuaha...
try r...
aku pon slalu wat kt mmbr aku...
huahuahua....



p\s: cicok, citer ni dah x ori r,,x sedap, x fresh...2 la ko, yg g gatal tngn watpe.....hohoho~ ^_^

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by cicok on Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:36 pm

MySpacewakaka... ori lagi boh.. sbb hari tu tak ramai lg org bace... huhu
tgn aku ni mmg gatal2 sikit... letak ubat pun tak baik2... wawawa

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by MTA on Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:39 pm

sama cm perangai aku je jwb cm2.. haha

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by GAME ON on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:15 pm

ade gak yg len...ekekekek..

1)Anda sbg ayah tgh menyiram pokok bunge di halaman rmh anda,dan anak anda b'tnye: "abah!ooo..abah!!...tgh buat pe tu??siram pokok bunge eh??"
Jawab: 'eh?taklah nak..abah dgn cuci krete ni..byk krete2 abah yg nak kene cuci ni nak.."

2)Anda sedang b'maen bola di padang,sedang anda b'maen rakan anda menegur: "weh!ko men bole ke?".
Jawab: "eh..tak dowh..aku tgh men guli ni..nak join tak??hehehehhe.."

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by cicok on Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:06 am

perghhh, awal game on merancang nk jadi ayah...
semoga berbahagia di samping awek tercinta... ekeke
nanti suh anak tu sekali basuh kete.. huhuhu

1)Anda sedang keseorangan menunggu teman anda, teman anda pun datang dan bertanya.. "sorang je ker?"
Jawab: takde lah, aku tgh datting ngn awek aku ni, ko sibuk2 ni apesal...

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by mr kHaLed on Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:35 pm

hahahaha....
lwk giler ah korg ni....
huahuahua....

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Re: Apa anda harus katakan jika...

Post by zicron21ck on Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:07 am

aku plak kalau orang bertanya ' weh study ker???'
aku jawab...eeeehhh tak la.... kan aku tengah berenang/menganyam ni.... hahahahaha....selalu prefer berenang....pastu sambung ko tak nampak basah da baju aku ni....hahahahah

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