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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:08 pm

man bilal: tok imam tu mmg cenggitu... kdg2 tengah smyg pun meleleh2... letih cleaner nk basuh sejadah tu tiap2 hari... huh

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cyque on Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:03 pm

tok kadi: bior btul tok iman cengitu..isk2...truk benor fa'il nye...nnt ak tlong potong dia punye..kasi guna p1 w1max lak...tp mmg btul la ucu..aku tgk ko kan xleleh air liur tp darah kat idung je..

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by samuraiz on Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:58 pm

dafi: bila trasa rindu...ku sbut nama mu...

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:12 pm

Mak DaFi: aPe nak jaDi La aNak aKu Ni... Nama Mak xNaK sEbuT... aSik NaMe aWeK dIer Jer... BoSan2

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by samuraiz on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:10 pm

dafi: dh mak kawen ari 2 xnk jmput sye..sy mrajuk la cmnih...

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:03 pm

MaK DaFi: Mak buKaN xNk JeMput.. Tp Ko tu KaLo DaH maKaN, aBis teTaMu LaiN keMpuNaN... xLeH r CeNggiTew

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by chakueh on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:32 pm

Bapak Dafi:bila terasa rindu,ku terajang wajah mu..

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by freddust on Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:15 pm

dafi: ala bapak...asyik nk terajang2 orang...bagi makan selipar baru tau

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by nazkill on Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:54 pm

atuk dafi: apesal sumer keturunan aku menyemak kat sini?! balik2! =.=" pantang nampak aku berkeliaran skit,sumer nak ader..haihhh

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:01 pm

encik GadDafi: weYh... kaT siNi ruPenYe k0 DaFi... Ko CeK oUt kk2 Tak BerSih RuMah DuLu... Nak KeNa KoMpoUn Nih

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Post by nazkill on Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:37 pm

tukang sapu rumah dafi: err..dafi suruh sayer yang kemaskan rumah dier..xperkan en gadafi?

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by Sanji on Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:30 pm

mohd el-ghadapee : sape plak pangil nama samaran aku ni??

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Sat May 01, 2010 2:31 am

encik GadDafi: sApe pLak paNGgiL kO el-GhaDapEe, k0 tU fOreiGneR... FaSih PLak BerBahaSe MeLayu... koNpiusSs aKu...

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Post by samuraiz on Sat May 01, 2010 3:46 am

dafi: name rmai paggil name ak ni?x baek punyeeeeeeee......!

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