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Post by samuraiz on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:35 pm

imam: ko np bsing2 leman?kitorg cume nk test drive anu sindri jek..ko nk join skali ke?boleh ajer..

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Post by nazkill on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:45 pm

leman: adoi!! ko cakap dgn saper imam?? adess..leh plak salah dialog..kan aku yang ushar2 anu ko tuh..semaon tu yg bising2..=.="""

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Post by cicok on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:03 pm

Pak Abu: HaizZz, ape nak jadi dgn korang nih... kalo berani mmg la kite kena tunjukkan keberanian, tp kalo malu, takyah la tunjuk kemaluan... ish3

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by samuraiz on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:39 pm

isteri pak abu: abang!blik umah!dh tua bangka pon sebok nk tyg2 anu sndiri..ish3...

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Post by GAME ON on Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:02 am

pak guard:
oi2...dah2...jom g smbg blk keje tu...

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Post by Sanji on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:35 am

imam : kenape tetibe senyap je semua ek?

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by freddust on Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:37 am

mak ucu: ntah ler pak imam...err pak imam buat apa tuu ?..ahhhhh!

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Post by haku on Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:08 am

pak guard : eh...nie mk ucu mne plak??watak baru ker mak ucu??comelnyer...

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Post by cicok on Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:13 am

pak imam: syhhhh... jgn bising2... sori terlupa nk tutup zip... patut la sumer diam... huhu

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Post by nazkill on Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:58 am

man bilal: (guna mic surau)..woi2! aku nak azan,korang plak bising2..tunggulah azan abis klau yer pun..adoii..kan dah kena ulang balik =.=""

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Post by haku on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:20 pm

pak guard: eh..pak imam..kain pelikat pn ade zip ea??

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Post by cicok on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:25 pm

pak imam: kain pelikat ni pak imam tempah ni... pak imam x reti nak pakai kain pelikat sbenarnyer... tempah yg ade zip ni senang skit... hihihi~

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Post by haku on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:39 pm

pak guard : tu..tali kt zip 2..tali ape 2 pak imam??

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Post by freddust on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:49 pm

mak ucu: pak imam yang moden....suke ..

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Post by cicok on Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:57 pm

pak imam: ni bukan tali daaa... ni bulu.. eh2... tak baik la cakap mende cmni... jom2 smyg, man bilal dah azan lame tu...

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