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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by mb09055 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:34 pm

pak abu:tak pe sbb awak, free jew(dlm hati mati ah awek ney)

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by chakueh on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:04 pm

jennifer:ah,ko diam r org tua..suke ati ak nk naek ape pon(sambil buat lompat bintang)

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:10 pm

(tetiba leman yang kepenatan mengejar kucing td pun tiba)

leman: fuhhh, penat2 MySpace.. eh awak! apsal tetibe lompat mcm bintang ni... buang tabiat ke ape?

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by nazkill on Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:48 pm

jennifer: tak ahh..tengah buang angin nihh..lompat2 skit biar semerbak baunyer.. lalalala~~~

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by chakueh on Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:24 pm

(maka terserlahlah kekotoran jennifer)
leman:oi pak cik(dengan biadap)..leh tumpang naek heli x??

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by nazkill on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:37 pm

pak cik: jap2..tengah tengok jennifer buang angin..lepas tu baru ko naik heli ni..nak lempang ko..biadap sangat..tunggu ko jap lagi..

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by chakueh on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:53 pm

leman:ala pak cik,xbaik pukul2 org n..ape kata klu sy yg pukul pak cik..

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:36 am

jennifer: apsal korang panggil dier pak cik!! letih bapak die bagi nama..
kan pak abu kan (sambil mengangguk-angguk kepada pak abu)

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by nazkill on Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:09 am

pak abu: aa..betul2 tu jeniffer..(mengangguk2 kepala sambil menutup hidung)

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Post by aku la????? on Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:10 am

jenifer: asal pak abu tutup hdung tu..demm!!!!

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by chakueh on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:30 am

pak abu:yg kamu pergi tayang ketiak kamu kat muka ak sape suruh??

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by Yen Kerhack on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:52 am

saksi : kesian pak abu..................

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by cicok on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:06 am

leman: kotor la syiall korang berdua ni sembang, tak suka aku.. dah2, aku nk pegi cstrip club dulu... tataMySpace

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by theMVP on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:50 am

Pak Abu: ehh.. club mana mu nk gi tu.. nak ikut gak..

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Re: sambung dialog..

Post by haku on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:48 pm

kucing : meoowww...meeooww...

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