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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by fadh_q on Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:30 am

aku nk ketawe ade...nak nanges pon ade. wahahaha!!!

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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by caer on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:26 am

kerox wrote:hahahaa.. klaka3!! tp aku rase cam pangai laki die oke la gakk.. oke siyes oke.. hehe.. tp bini die? urghhh... demand...

paling penting kne bg si caer bace! hahaha


aku la????? wrote:perkhh mmg caer kna bace..xegt lak kn..hahaha..


ceit korang...aku dah bace dah, sib baik la bini aku x camni...huhu

bini aku bgn kol 5.30 pagi woo, utk prepare kan persiapan untuk suaminye yang terchenta...(bangga aku weh)

tapi aku harap dier ngidam yang boleh aku tunaikan, kalo tak...aku akn usaha jugak bagi dapat tunaikan ngidaman dier...sape tak sayang bini woi..

korang tu la kena cari bakal isteri yang betul2 leh korbankan segalanye utk jalankn tanggungjawab as isteri..honestly speaking, mmg susah sgt2 nak jmpe bakal isteri yang bertanggungjawab di zaman ini...

aku tgk adik2 aku (yang sume nye pempuan) pon dah membuktikan betapa susahnye nak jmpe perempuan yg btol2 leh wat isteri yg baik -___________-""

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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by kerox on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:10 am

hak3... ngk sifoo da memberi nasihat nyek.. hehee... xde la, saje jek.. bkn nk ckp bini ko cam2..ni kan lawak utk org da laki bini... hehehe..

yap... mmg susahh!! tak dinafikan... diakui mmg susah.. perempuan harap rmai jek zaman neh.. tp yg btoi2 ley paham laki neh... bape la sangat kot.. huhuhu..

lepas da satu level ko caer.. pasni pk camner nk hasilkan anak superb plak... hahahaa

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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by caer on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:23 am

hehehehe, tu la cabaran seterusnye utk aku...alhamdulillah aku dah kawen, korang biler lagi,hehe...

aku bile dah kawen gn bini aku ni, syukur sgt2 la bini aku ni mmg pure perangai pempuan..bukan perangai betina cam dlm surat tu..

cuma segala kekurangan nye kita kena tgk as kelebihan, ala korg pon yg dah ade awek serius tu, try la tgk2 camne life dier kat umah...kol 8 pagi korg try call, tgk dah bgn ke blom, dah wat keje umah ke lom, tu la tujuan korg kapel pon..nak pilih pasangan yg sebenar...cewahhhh!

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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by kerox on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:30 am

kah3... terbaek ah pakcik caer! hahahaa..
tp bg aku cammm.. hold dlu laa kapel2 nehh.. bek stay solo fighter camneh.. sbb jodoh.ajal 2 da kat tgn Tuhan dah.. nnt ade la datang sendiri.. cam ko gak kan? bercinte pas kawen... haaaa... aku pon nk cam2 gak! hak3

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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by natalie on Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:49 pm

hahahaha!! terharu pon ade... kelakar lagi bnyk!! wawawa bodo siot!!

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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by aku la????? on Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:59 pm

mmg agak taik r cte ni nih..hahahha..

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Re: Abang dan Ayang

Post by splashhh on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:24 pm

haha....tol2....mmg caer patut tgk topik ni.....pmpuan ni kdng2 ska sgt salah paham....mmg ayat terbaek nk pujuk pmpuan time diorang mrajuk.....

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