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Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:42 am

Sile2 lh tmbah buat koleksi mmikat mak mentua.....


Bulat air kerana pembentung, bulat manusia kerana kuat makan

Alang2 mandi biar guna sabun

Membujur lalu melintang pukang

Harapkan pagar, pagar tak boleh harap

carik2 bulu ayam sampai jadi shuttle cock

Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggalkan hutang..

Berat sama dijinjing ringan macam anjing ~~ courtesy din Beramboi


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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by GAME ON on Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:30 am

Tuai Padi Masak Lemak,
Masak Lemak Cili Padi,
Mari Tuan Mari Kemari,
Menikmati Hidangan Di Pagi Hari.

hee...

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:04 am

Kalau takut dilanda tsumawi,, jgn dirumah dipasang astro

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:07 am

Ibarat melepaskan angin kus2 di tangga

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by aku la????? on Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:09 am

alang2 mnyeluk pekasam ambil trus utk masakan..

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by GAME ON on Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:15 am

Gendang gendot tali kecapi,
Orang gendot mkn cili api.

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:32 am

gendang gendut tali kecapi,, perut gendut susah hati

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by cicok on Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:36 am

*biar mati emak, jangan mati pucuk...

*masuk kandang kambing mengembek, masuk kandang rimau arwah la jawabnyer...

*carik-carik bulu ayam, lame2 bogel la ayam tu...

*kalau tidak dipecahkan ruyung, sampai bile pon x pecah2...

*kusangka panas sampai ke petang, rupenye panas sampai ke malam.. konpius2

*ke mana tumpahnyer kuah kalo xde orang yang buat tumpah

*kera di hutan disusukan, anak di rumah kena pegi beli susu sendiri la...

*hidup segan, da mati konpem x segan... huahua


p/s: bukan berniat nak merosakkan bahasa, sekadar hiburan dan suke2 jer... ngehngehMySpace

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:50 am

Sudah jatuh di hempap bini
biar putih tulang jgn kuning gigi

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by MusTanG on Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:30 am

mengetuk dulang paku serpih

mengata org sendiri triple lebih

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by haku on Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:11 pm

disebabkan spyware sekor..
abiz rosak 1 hard disk..

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by GAME ON on Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:16 pm

lembu pnye susu,DUMEX dpt name.

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:59 pm

kerana nila setitik, abis biru baju skolah aku

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:01 pm

Ditelan mati mak diluah mati bapak....Haih...mati akal aku dibuatnyer

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Re: Peribahasa Melayu moden

Post by irliey on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:05 pm

Sambil menyelam sambil kentut..

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