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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by chakueh on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:46 am

diorang lupe kot...hohoo

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by MusTanG on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:51 am

jwpannya merokok merbahaya kan kesihatan. leh kata committing suicide.

xkn percubaan memudaratkan diri dimulakan dengan bismillah

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by zicron21ck on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:54 am

aku ada teka teki...

apa benda, empat buang empat jadi lapan....

sila jawab kalau terer

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by hahahoho_hei on Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:03 pm

teka-teki level senang

pokok apa,apabila dilihat, orang terus lari...

he....

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by ahrfn_azrul on Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:54 pm

pokok hantu...huhuhuhu

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by lordsasuke on Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:26 pm

pokok tumbang.. :p

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Sengal on Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:34 pm

pokok nak tumbang.....org pon lari la~

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by cicok on Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:16 pm

banyak da teka-teki nih.. jawapan xkuar2 lg...
ke ni teka-teki terkumpul.. huhu
nk tggu siri ke brp baru kuar jawapan MySpace

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by chakueh on Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:26 pm

pokok kejar orang...

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Lnaxz on Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:44 am

hahahoho_hei wrote:1.kereta pe xde tayar!
2.haiwan berkaki 9
3.mengapa orang hisap rokok x baca bismillah


aku nk test jawap soklan dua je..sbb yg len xdpt pk..haha

yg soklan dua tu..3 ekor anjing yg berbaris n kencing..haha..btul x? or kucing atas meja yg berkaki 5..haha

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by natalie on Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:10 am

1. kereta ape xde tayar? - kereta rusa yg santa claus naik tu, kereta yg lam proses pemasangan tayar... x pon kereta2 terbang lam cite dragonball
2. haiwan berkaki 9 - katak tgh mkn lipas yg berkaki 5
3. nape org isap rokok x bce bismillah? - sebab depa wat salah, xkn nk bce bismillah... wawawa

hahahoho_hei wrote:teka-teki level senang

pokok apa,apabila dilihat, orang terus lari...

he....

pokok yg tgh nak ditebang

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by hahahoho_hei on Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:11 pm

jawapan
haiwan kaki sembilan= kambing di kaki lima
(4 kaki)+(5kaki)=9kaki

kereta xde tayar
kereta kabel

jawapan perokok tu nanti2 la....

knape anjing kencing angkat satu kaki??


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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by kuchenghitam on Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:09 am

aku pown ada teka-teki gak:
benda apa msuk segi 3 kuar bergulung2?

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by GAME ON on Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:26 am

@kuchenghitam:
AKU NAK JAWAB!!!errr...rasenye cabot bulu idong kot...yela..kot2 die gune angkup yg bentuk segi tige yg d masokkn dlm lubang idong die...last2 kluar bulu idong yg b'gulung2...tol tak weh??wahwahwahwah..

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Sengal on Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:28 am

kuchenghitam wrote:aku pown ada teka-teki gak:
benda apa msuk segi 3 kuar bergulung2?


ni ak tau,SPENDER~hang pikir la sndri cmne die bulih gulung2,spe yg pki boxer mmg tatau la ni~

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