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meneka meneki...

Post by Ravenholdt on Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:57 am

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?

2) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?

3) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?

4) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?

5) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?

6) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?

7) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?

8) Gajah terbang dengan ape?


skema jawapan akan diberi kemudian...

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by keroro on Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:38 am

1) lubangun pagi2,pastu tarik selimut tido balik.
2) kutu rambut
3) nenek si katak
4) sebab lelaki ni kan ‘buaya’
5) tukang gali kubor
6) tahi idung
7) kene la tebang, xkan nak cabut
8) terbang dgn susah payah

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Admin on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:11 am

rasenya keroro da tau sume jawapannya...

nak tau nape nenek b'kaitan dgn katak tu..???

"buaya" tu maksud pe yaa..?

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by scootertunerX on Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:37 am

lain2 jawapan ntuk soklan 1, lubang idung... time korek rasa hangat, time dapat taik idung nikmat, pastu rasa dia nyaman... hua3....

"buaya" tu maksudnya... susah gak nk cakap.... cam suka main pompuan or minat kt pompuan or gitu ah... rasanya la...

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Ravenholdt on Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:34 am

haha... kantoi sume jwpn..
mmg kreatif la korg sume dpt jwb...
muahahaha..

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Ravenholdt on Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:40 am

lg sng nk phm psl buaya tu, dgr je lgu ratu yg laki lelaki buaya darat..
~~leeeelaki buaya darat, aku tertipu lagi...
~~~woooo...

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teka teki giler2...

Post by hahahoho_hei on Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:01 am

jom kite kumpul smue teka teki yg ade kat smue warge ump nih...
teka teki yg x menyentuh isu perkauman k...

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by hahahoho_hei on Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:03 am

1.kereta pe xde tayar!
2.haiwan berkaki 9
3.mengapa orang hisap rokok x baca bismillah


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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by iZuD on Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:34 am

aku nk try jawab dlu..
jawapan nye kereta labi..
tol x?

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by cicok on Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:06 am

iZuD wrote:aku nk try jawab dlu..
jawapan nye kereta labi..
tol x?


kereta labi ade tayar boh...

ni aku ade beberapa jawapan..
tp aku x tau r maksud tayar tu tayar getah, atau benda yg dikira bulat adalah tayar...
ni jwpan2 aku...
-keretapi
-kereta salji
-kereta kebal
last skali kereta yg tgh repair tayar kat workshop... huahuaMySpace

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by hahahoho_hei on Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:23 am

smue jwapan kurang tepat....kereta kebal terdapat tayar dlm belt die...
so tayar=roda(lebey kurang la)
ahaha....
jawapan masih dicari...

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by chakueh on Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:50 pm

kereta langgar2...kt ekspo bnyk lor
tul x??hahaha

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Sengal on Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:25 pm

kereta-kan kepala aku memikirkn jwpnnye....boleh trime kah?xde roda tuh

haiwan berkaki sembilan....lembu(4)+boye(4)+burung gagak patah kaki sblah(1)=kaki sembilan

knape org isap okok xbace bismillah?klu nk mati cpt kne bace bismillah ke?

sekian jwpn

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by hahahoho_hei on Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:45 am

sye mengalu alukan perokok muslim utk beri jawapan tentang kenape org isap rokok x bace bismillah....

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Re: teka teki giler2...

Post by Sengal on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:28 am

jwpn aku xbetol ka?

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