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Post by zaiju88 on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:35 pm

Cara-cara nak cover malu bila terjatuh

1. Kalau tersepak batu: Jangan terus bangun, sebaliknyer anda
baring dan terus berguling-guling hingga jauh dari perhatian
ramai...lepas tu baru bgn bila takde orang nampak..


2. Kalau terjatuh beskal: cepat-cepat naik beskal anda semula dan
jatuhla lagi sehingga berkali-kali supaya orang ingat anda saje-saje
buat lawak...


3. Kalau terjatuh tangga: terus bersilat seolah-olah anda dirasuk atau sedang berlawan dengan makhluk halus...


4. Kalau terjatuh dalam longkang: pungutlah sampah yang ada sambil
marah-marah dengan suara yang kuat, pasti orang menyangka anda seorang
yang amat prihatin terhadap kebersihan.. ..


5. Kalau jatuh ketika nak naik bas: jeritlah kuat-kuat.."oi! apa tolak-tolak ni?" walaupun tiada orang di blakang anda....


6. Kalau terjatuh di dpn bus stop: terus buat-buat pengsan sehingga ada
orang membantu anda..kalau takde..baring terus sampai malam dan takde
orang lagi kat bus stop tu...haa...ni lah masa sesuai untuk bangun
semula....


7. Kalau jatuh tergelincir kat lantai licin: tarik la kawan (atau
sesiapa yang ada kat sebelah anda) untuk jatuh bersama-sama supaya tak
lah anda sorang je yang dapat malu...ye tak?....

Slmt Mencuba

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by MusTanG on Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:54 pm

ok. leh aplikasi smua ni msa nek bas ke kampus pekan.

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by gxianfu on Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:36 am

lol. cadangan yg bagus. ada chance, akan diaplikasikan


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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by xvid on Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:11 am

Aku dah penah bace pasal mende ni kat majalah...mmg lawak....ade byk lg sebenarnye..tp aku dah lupe...huhu...

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by Miow on Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:20 am

jatuh motor camne?

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by xvid on Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:03 am

bila jatuh moto...guling2 mcm tenggiling...wakakakaka

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by zultekmilennia on Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:09 am

Bila jatuh basikal, bergolek stylo ala stuntman, baru rasa macho sket.

Walhal still jatuh basikal gak, haha. Seb baik ada training stuntman, baju je kotor. Bahaya basikal tayar botak nie tau....

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by zerorider on Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:06 am

haha
btul2
klu botak 2 tukor je la..
kalau jatuh daripada beli makanan kat kafe mcm mane ek?

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by GAME ON on Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:56 am

mcm mane lak klau nak cover malu bile laki2 seluarnye t'lupe d zip??

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by zaiju88 on Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:24 pm

klu kes ttp zip 2, senang ja...jalan ja bt bodoh,smpi tmpt x dak org,zip kan la..hahahaah...

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by joE_Labu on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:42 pm

sonang jo tu...
buang trus sluar tu pastu wat tutop muka.
hahahhh.....

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by zaiju88 on Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:37 am

hahahah..x pun klu ada org tegur,kata ja ni tran zaman skrg...hahahaha

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by xvid on Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:49 am

Wakakaka....xpun kuarkan je 'senjata' tu..kate nak tembak org jap....

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by joE_Labu on Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:13 pm

xvid wrote:Wakakaka....xpun kuarkan je 'senjata' tu..kate nak tembak org jap....


senjata???? apakah yg d maksud kn dgn senjata itu????
renung2 kn lah....

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Re: Cara nk cover Malu

Post by aku la????? on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:31 pm

senjata 2 mesti bhye gile..kn3..hihi..

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