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How Men Change After Marriage...

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by zicron21ck on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:09 am

betul....betul...beselah...laki mesti nak makan masakan isterikan...

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by Miow on Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:59 pm

uish..tapi kadang2 nak gak makan KFC , MCdonald ke..haha..tu kalo dpt isteri pndai masak , Alhamdulillah la..buatnyer pandai masak megi je,camne tuh..paham2la gurlz zaman skang..hehehehe

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by radin87 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:08 pm

Miow wrote:uish..tapi kadang2 nak gak makan KFC , MCdonald ke..haha..tu kalo dpt isteri pndai masak , Alhamdulillah la..buatnyer pandai masak megi je,camne tuh..paham2la gurlz zaman skang..hehehehe


hmm.. suami la yg kena masak kalau mcm tu ye??
haha..

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by zicron21ck on Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:49 pm

kalau macam tu...cari bini baru la....hahahaha

xde la... kalau bini tak pandai masak, ajar la...lama lama mesti pandai punya....

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by Miow on Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:38 pm

takpa..bak kate P.Ramlee ...merajuk 1 cari dua..camtuh gak la kalo tak pandai masak..amacam stuju?haha

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by zicron21ck on Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:56 pm

boleh aje....hehehe...

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by Miow on Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:00 am

tapi 1 ja la..kalo dah kawen ramai tu..tanggungan pon ramai la , oleh itu dari segi saintifik nya , kadar tanggungan berkadar terus dgn kadar kos hidup..haha

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by radin87 on Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:25 am

Miow wrote:tapi 1 ja la..kalo dah kawen ramai tu..tanggungan pon ramai la , oleh itu dari segi saintifik nya , kadar tanggungan berkadar terus dgn kadar kos hidup..haha


setuju.. setuju..
aku ada kenal beberapa orang yg kahwin lebih dari satu..
semuanya kata "setialah pada yg satu"

maksudnya jgn nak kahwin 2 kalau takde apa2 masalah yg menyebabkan kena kahwin lagi...

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by thai on Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:58 am

Haha...it's the reality of global world noe...the naulty men also develop faster followed by the development of the global world...

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by zicron21ck on Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:55 pm

kalau dah kahwin ramai... kene cari rezeki lebih la... takpun berkongsi mencari pendapatan...

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by samurai69 on Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:16 pm

ak sokong...
sbb ad org jga 2 mmg btul..
msa single blh kuar dgn mmbr2..
lpak smpai 3-4 pagi..
klo dh kawin...
pantang klo laki kuar ats dr pkl 12..
mula la bini pkir yg bkn2...
so mula la blik awl...
klo single lpak dgn moto tau kete..
tuan pnye moto tau kete mkn maggi je tiap2 ari xpe...
jnji moto tau kete top class...(duit gne utk modified)--msa brkepit dgn kndraan..
klo dh kawin...
asyik kepit dgn bini je..
dok dgn bini..
bini suap mkn kot tepi..
bkak mulut trus telan...
mcm anaconda..
mna x bncit nyer..


klo pndai jga 2..
smpoi la 2..

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Re: How Men Change After Marriage...

Post by sengal @ bintang on Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:28 pm

Miow wrote:uish..tapi kadang2 nak gak makan KFC , MCdonald ke..haha..tu kalo dpt isteri pndai masak , Alhamdulillah la..buatnyer pandai masak megi je,camne tuh..paham2la gurlz zaman skang..hehehehe


uisshhhh...gler power ayt ...untuk mngelakkn bnde ni tjadi..sharusny tnye dulu pompuan tu reti ke dok masak2 nie...klu xreti ..reject je laaa...

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